Veronica Mars

Veronica: "Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confined from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come." Mrs. Murphy: And what do you suppose Pope meant by that? Veronica: Life's a bitch until you die.

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Weevil: Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know? Veronica: So it's big, huh? Weevil: Legendary. Veronica: Well , let's see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [bats eyes and gasps] We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato. Felix Toombs: Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that. Veronica: Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too. Felix: Oh, hell, I'll show you mine! Vice Principal Clemmons: Felix Toombs. What on God's green Earth is going on here? All right, gentleman, move along. [Weevil, Felix and others leave] Veronica, why does trouble follow you around? [Clemmons leaves]

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[about Veronica] Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

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Logan: Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me? Veronica: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back. Logan: [smashes a headlight] Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again? Veronica: Clearly your sense of humor. Logan: [smashes other headlight] Nope. And you're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is: my car. That's right, my Daddy took my T-bird away. And you know what I won't be having? Fun, fun, fun.

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Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders. Veronica: Be cool, Sodapop.

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Wallace: Another big Friday night. You got plans? Veronica: I don't know. I might take Backup for a run or rent a movie, maybe. Wallace: Hey, congratulations. You are officially Neptune High's most boring person. Veronica: Did I mention the movie might be PG-13? Wallace: Oh, jump back, wild child! Veronica: What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video? Wallace: Hey, at least I want my life to be a non-stop Nelly video.

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