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Ducky: Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once. Gibbs: [looking at the body] When'd she die? Ducky: Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto-- Gibbs: [interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?

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Gibbs: Cause of death? Ducky: Well, it wasn't the arrow.

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Tony: [referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today? Abby: If you must know, it's number 4. Tony: [holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present. Abby: [smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.

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Tony: You redecorating? Abby: I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit. Tony: You take these? Abby: Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5. Tony: Shotgun-shattered backbone? Abby: Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum. Tony: [grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum? Abby: Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker. Tony: You need to get out more, Abby. Abby: Is that an invite?

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Abby: [lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it? Tony: It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's? Abby: Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun. Tony: How fast can you run 'em? Abby: Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner... Tony: Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico. Abby: Sweet.

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Rabb: I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them. Rabb: I said I waive them. Gibbs: She used to be FBI.

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