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Tip: Gotcha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! [wipes her hands on her hoodie] Ugh! Oh: [confused] Whatfor you did this? I am Boov, beloved by all humans! Tip: [angrily] I know what you are. [starts filling her backpack with food] Oh: Excellent! So, can I come into the out now? Tip: [still angrily] No. You cannot "come into the out now". You can never come into the out ever again. Oh: [pauses] But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood. Oh: [desperately] Then I will have to... Have to... I-I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs! Tip: [stops and stares at him] You can do that? Oh: [turns green, indicating that he's lying] ...Yes.
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Kyle: I am not your friend. Oh: Of course you are. We had many enjoyable talks. Kyle: No, we talk only because we are not allowed to move. Oh: You are always saying the funny things. Pershaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight. Kyle: I will not. Parties are useless and take up valuable Boov time. Oh: Since you are at your busyness, [Oh starting to write an e-vite to Kyle] I shall send an e-vite to you so you can join leter during your leisure minute. Kyle: Please do not send. I enjoy my leisure minutes. Oh: [Sucessfully sent an e-vite to Kyle, unkownigly he pressed the "send all"] Fa-da! I have sent directions to my living space. Kyle: Oh... [Kyle saw the e-vite, following with many Boovs worldwide receiving the e-vite, some were shocked, others were angry or confused] Kyle: [Shocked] You sent directions to EVERYONE!?!? Oh: What? [Surprised when he saw that he pressed the "Send all" button] It's not my fault. [Boovs cornered Oh staring angrily at him] Whyfor put "sen
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Captain Smek: His mistaking is leading the Gorg right to us! Show me his invite! [The internet plays Oh's invitation] Oh on Internet: You're all invited to a PARTY! Just head to the Milky Way, turn right at the Big Dipper, third planet from the sun! Look for my balloons! PARTY! Come if you like to have fun! My best friend Kyle will be there! (KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!) COME PARTY! Captain Smek: [flushes red with anger] KYLE!!!!!!!! Kyle: [exasperated] He is not my friend. Captain Smek: The Internet does not lie!
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Tip: What did you do to my car?! Oh: What doos you mean? It should to hover much better now. Tip: It's a car! It didn't hover at all before! How do you stop this thing?!
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Oh: [notices Pig; frightened] Your vehicle is infested! Tip: [giggles] It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him. Oh: [his skin ripples with zigzag lines as Pig purrs] Now he is vibrating. [gasps] Is he going to explode?! Tip: [giggles again] No, he's just purring. Oh: Why do you has this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk? Tip: [disgusted] What?! Ew! No! You just have pets for fun and companionship. Oh: You has me for a companion on the ship. Tip: [skeptical] Yeah, well... Pig is better. Oh: [Pig flicks his eyebrows at Oh] If cat is "Pig", what is your name?
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Tip: Okay, pee break. Oh: Ooh, I too has to break pee. Or as you call it, the number one. We also has the number two. Tip: Okay. Oh: And the number three. Tip: Okay! Oh: It is good thing I doos not have to go to number three. It would not be safe for you. Tip: [disgusted] Ugh! Oh: We only does it once a year. I would not call it a holiday, but you doos need to take the day off. Tip: That's enough! [she enters the girls' room and Oh follows her in] AAH! Woah, you can't come in here, this is the girls' room! Oh: Aah! Do not eat the blue mints! [Tip chuckles] Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade.[Oh drinks the "lemonade". Tip covers her mouth in disgust] OH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!!! Tip: Out in a second! [in a sing-song voice] We're going to Paris! Oui oui oui! [Oh screams in frustration] Going to see my Mom! Oui oui oui! Oh: [planning to abandon Tip and go to Antarctica] Takes your time!
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Oh: OW!!! QUIT IT!!! Tip: [apologetically smiling] Sorry. [throws the piece onto a ball of previously ripped tape that Pig plays with like a ball of yarn.] Oh: [exasperated] Look. Paris is danger for both of us. It crawls with Boov. Doos you have a plan for once we are get there, hm? Tip: [hesitantly] Not really. [confident] But I have hope. Oh: [not getting it] Oh, you are bad at math. Tip: Excuse me? [proudly smiling] I got an "A" in geometry. Oh: [trying with little effort to remove the final piece of tape from his head] I am only saying: Boov are superior in this way. If probability for success falls below 50%, [gives up on trying to pull the tape off] Boov give up. You do not. Tip: [smiling] Exactly. [rips off the piece of tape from Oh's head with a grunt.] Oh: [fed up] ENOUGH WITH THE RIPPING!!! Tip: Okay, okay! Tell you what: let's have some tuneage. [turns on music] Tip: [groans] What is that?! Oh: [clearly enjoying the discordant song] Boov song. It is called Motionless and Ob
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Tip: You know, when I'm stressed out, my mom tells me jokes. Oh: [embarrassed] Boov do not do telling jokes. Tip: Oh, it's not that hard. I'll teach you. Knock-knock. [Oh stares at her expectantly] You'd say "Who's there?" Oh: [looks around, confused] You are there. Tip: No, just ask me. Oh: [going with it] Who is there? Tip: Now I say, "The interrupting cow." Now you say, "The interrupting cow, who?" Let's just do it. Knock-knock. Oh: Who is there? Tip: The interrupting cow. Oh: The interrupting cow- Tip: [loudly] MOOOOO!!! [laughs] Oh: [stammers] You did not let me finish my response. I was to say, "The interrupting co-" Tip: MOOOOO!!! [laughs] Oh: [stammers] Oh, you did it again! [gasps, realizes] Oh. That is the joke. The cow is to being an interrupting cow, and therefore interrupts me! Tip: I know. That's why it's funny-- Oh: [loudly] MOOOOO!!! [every time he moos, Pig yowls and jumps.] Tip: [somewhat annoyed] Let me fi-- Oh: MOOOOO!!! Tip: Enough! Oh: I'm the interrupting cow! Ti
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Oh: So many Boovs! I said this was dumbness. I said I am doomed, but did you listen? No! Tip: Oh, that's enough! Oh: You are driving me to the crazy! It is never too late to run away! That is the Boov motto. Tip: Yes, but we're not doing that. I have a plan. Oh: Is your plan to run away? Because otherwise, it is stupid! Tip: All we have to do is sneak into the city, get into the Great Antenna, use it to find my mom... and then sneak out again. See? Oh: But it still will not work, because my face is known! If I am seen by any Boov, I am 100% popular for being arrested. Tip: A-ha! What if I could fix that?
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Tip: Drop the bubble guns! Or I will mess with this... [less confident] ...gravity...thingy. [aims her arm up to the anti-gravity device holding the Eiffel Tower up in the sky.] Captain Smek: She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humansgirl to figure out! Tip: Excuse me? This humansgirl got an "A" in geometry. [turns the device upside-down to bring the Eiffel Tower to rotate upside-down] Captain Smek: She figured it out! Run for my life!! [runs in circles]
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Tip: A Gorg ship! Oh: [stops singing] It is rude to interrupt the Death Song. Tip: Maybe you could take the parts from it to fix our car. Oh: I cannot. Those are Gorg parts. They are metric. Tip: We're not getting this close and giving up. Come on. Oh: NO!!!!! Always with the running towards danger! Tip: Stop being such a Boov. It's our only chance! Come on! Oh: [turns red as he follows her angrily] This has low probability of success!!
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Smek: What has you done!? What is that thing? Oh: It is Gorg super chip! Kyle: What? Oh: Gorg drone crashed, and I ran to it and I found the chip. Smek: (stammers) Enough!!! Kyle: You ran to a Gorg? Boov #1: He runs towards the danger? Boov #2: What kind of Boov is he? Boov #1: He is like a... Super Boov! Smek: No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is, you're looking at him. I invented running away, and look at this! [holds up the Shusher] I have the Shusher. I am your captain. Oh: But you are not good captain. Smek: WHAT?! Oh: You tell us these things and we all believed them. I believed them. But then I met a humans person and she is not like you said. She is brave and smart and cares about other humans persons. In a way that... we Boov do not even care about each other. She even cares about me, and I've done very little to earn that. The Boov may be superior in many ways... Smek: Mmm. Yeah? Oh: ....But not in the ways that I now thinks