The Chipmunk Adventure

Dave: [searching through his clothes] The taxi's gonna be here any minute, and I'm not even packed! Has anyone seen my tie? Simon: [highlighting the tour book] You're wearing it, Dave. Dave: [sees that he's wearing his tie in the mirror] Thanks, Simon. [grabs some clothes, but his mittens fall off] Theodore: [hands Dave the mittens while eating his sandwich] Don't forget your mittens, Dave! It's cold in Europe. Dave: Oh, thanks, Theodore. [grabs the mittens and puts them on a pile of his clothes in his suitcase] Simon: [finishes highlighting the tour book] And don't forget your tour book. I'm marking all the great cities you'll want to visit. Dave: Great, Simon. [looking through his clothes] Now let's see...Shirts, pants, overcoats, socks...Am I forgetting everything? Alvin: [rushes in] Me! [jumps on Theodore and lands in the suitcase] Dave: [opens the suitcase] Alvin, we've been through this a million times! Alvin: [to Dave] Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life, the Eiffel

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Simon: Look out on the left, Alvin. You're not going to make it. Eleanor: Brittany. Oh, Alvin. Jeanette: Faster, Alvin. Faster. Hurry. Simon: Go, Alvin. Jeanette and Eleanor: Brittany. Simon: [Alvin crashes his balloon into the Sphinx.] Look out for the... ...Sphinx. Alvin: Aw, nuts. Theodore: Since when does Alvin like playing Around the World in 30 Days? Simon: Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get. Kids: Come on. Hurry. Claudia: We have people waiting around the world for $5 million in diamonds, and we can't get anyone to deliver them. Klaus: [Her brother, Klaus, lets off a puff of smoke.] What about Ivan? Claudia: Oh, we've used him too often. Jamal knows his face. [Claudia breathes on her cigarette holder, causing her to cough on some smoke, which gets into the throat of her pet terrier, Sophie, who wheezes on her mistress' smoke, too, as she sits inside her mistress' purse. She turns to her head and whimpers.] Oh, sorry, Sophie. [Claudia pets Sophie's hea

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Alvin: Come on, Simon. Help me out. Simon: [firmly] Absolutely not. I refuse to be a part of this deception. Alvin: Okay, Theodore, it's you and me. We just need Dave to say: "Hello, Miss Miller, I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye." Is the tape recorder ready? Theodore: [wrapped around in recording tape; nervously] I think so. Simon: I can't believe you'd deceive Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore. Theodore: Two packages. [holds them out] Alvin: What could be better? An all-expense-paid trip around the world and a chance at winning $100,000. Besides, we'll be back before Dave gets home. Simon: Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning where Dave is? Alvin: Exactly. [begins dialing the number] He'll be putty in my hands.

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Alvin: [grabs the phone, pretending to talk to Dave] Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Miss Miller, it's Dave. He wants to talk to you. [gives her the phone] Miss Miller: Hello? Dave: [recording] .eyb-eyB .eporuE ni em teem ot, erodoehT dna, nomiS, nivlA tnaw I ?relliM ssiM ,olleH .Eporue ni em teem ot... Miss Miller: Huh? [rubs her ear] Simon: It's not your hearing aid, Miss Miller. Alvin: [laughs nervously] It's a bad connection. [glares at Simon] Dave: [recording in slow-motion] Hello, Miss Miller... Miss Miller: David, are you drunk? Dave: [recording] Hello, Miss Miller? I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye. Miss Miller: Could you repeat that, David? Alvin: Klaus and Claudia wanted us here at 2:00. I hope we're not too late. Theodore: Simon, I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller. Simon: It's called "guilt", Theodore.

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Brittany: So, Alvin, you finally showed up. Alvin: Well, somebody has to win the race.

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Claudia: Now, here are the rules...Each of you will be taken a different route. Klaus: And to make sure to travel completely Around the World. [secretly smuggling the money and diamonds inside the dolls] Both teams must deposit one doll on twelve different locations...You'll be giving opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000! Alvin: A hundred... Brittany: Thousand dollars! Jeanette: [walks over to Simon] Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda? Simon: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. [Brittany notices] I heard on the news that there's a hurricane coming in that direction. Brittany: Thank you for your advice, Simon. [drags Jeanette away] What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin. Jeanette: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany? Brittany: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naïve. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

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