Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

June: Is that a picture of Dawson? Chloe: Ah, yeah. James Van Der Beek. The Beek from the Creek. Le Beek c'est chic. [Both laugh] Yeah, we dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse. [laughs] June: Ooh. Chloe: Anyway, so yeah, now he's like my gay BFF, but straight. Have you ever had a straight gay BFF?

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Steven: This your roommate? June: Oh, oh! Yes. That was so rude of me. How could I forget? Everyone, this is Chloe. She's the bitch in apartment 23. Chloe: [holds up a bag of illegal energy pills] Anyone wanna get weird and play Mario Kart?

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I guess I got a lot going on underneath the surface. I'm like a river in winter.

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June: Steven is the only guy that I've... been with. Chloe: You mean not counting one-night stands? June: N-no. Chloe: Blackout sex? June: What? Chloe: Redheads? Girls? June: No! Chloe: Look, I'm not a fan of the lady cave either, but in a pinch... June: It'd have to be a really big pinch.

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June: Your plant died. Chloe: What plant? I hate plants. I don't have no plant. June: Sure you do. You got one about a month ago. Chloe: [to a hot salesman] I'm all about the environment. I fancy myself a tree hugger. Chloe: Oh, right, Ethan. He was my emergency contact for a month. Well, I don't know how it died. I watered it all the time. June: [pulling a dead fish from the plant pot] With water from your goldfish's bowl? Chloe: What goldfish? I hate goldfish. I don't have no goldfish. Chloe: [to another hot salesman] I'm all about the goldfish. Wanna have sex? Chloe: Weird fair. A lot of weird booths at that weird fair.

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[realizing what June said earlier about responsibilities, after reading a script of James'] Sometimes, things don't click until Hollywood really spells them out for you.

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