Quotes

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Jiminy: [looks at his reflection in a paintpot and turns to Pinocchio] Oh! I almost forgot about you. Well, Pinoke. You and I need to have a little heart-to-heart talk. Pinocchio: Why? Jiminy: Well, you wanna be a real boy, don't you? Pinocchio: [nods his head] Uh-huh. Jiminy: All right. Sit down, son. [Pinocchio drops down on the bench] Now, you see, the world is full of temptations. Pinocchio: Temptations? Jiminy: Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time, but, uh...even though the right things may seem wrong, sometimes, or sometimes, the wrong things [chuckles] may be right at the wrong time, or vice-versa. [clears throat] Understand? Pinocchio: [starts to nod, then shakes his head] Uh-uh. [Jiminy handpalms] But I'm gonna do right. Jiminy: Attaboy, Pinoke! And I'm gonna help ya. And anytime you need me, you know, just whistle. Like this. [whistles] Pinocchio: Like this? [blows, but no sound comes out] Jiminy: No, no, try it again, Pinoke. Pinocchio: Like

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Pinocchio: [singing] I got no strings to hold me do... [trips and falls down the stairs and gets his nose stuck in a hole; the audience laugh] Jiminy: Go ahead. Make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience! Stromboli: [squeals angrily and grabs Pinocchio, cursing in Italian, until he realizes the audience is laughing] Cute-a kid. [speaks in Italian]

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Geppetto: What could have happened to him? Where could he be at this hour? [puts on his hat, coat, and scarf, and then takes a lantern] I'd better go out again, and look for him. [to Figaro and Cleo] And remember, nobody eats a bite, until I find him. Stromboli: [singing] ...I buy a new suit and I swing-a that cane, I eat-a the bread and I drink-a champagne! I got-a no strings on-a me! [chuckles heartily] Bravo, Pinocchio! Pinocchio: They like me! Stromboli: [slides a stack of coins across the table with his machete] Mmmmmm.... 200. You are sensational! [pokes an olive off his table] Pinocchio: You mean I'm good? Stromboli: [slides another stack] Ah, 300! You are colossal! [chops some bread very close to Pinocchio] Pinocchio: Does that mean that I'm an actor? Stromboli: [bites an onion] Sure! I will push you in the public’s eye! Your face, she will-a be on everybody's tongue! Pinocchio: [sheds tears due to Stromboli's onion breath] Will she? Stromboli: Yeah. [notices a washer in his st

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Lampwick: Name’s Lampwick! What’s yours? Pinocchio: [Tips his hat] Pinocchio! Lampwick: Ever been to Pleasure Island? Pinocchio: Uh-uh. [shows Lampwick his "ticket" from Honest John] But Mr. Honest John gave me... Lampwick: Me, neither, but they say that it's a swell joint! No school, no cops. You can tear the joint apart and nobody says a word! Pinocchio: Honest John gave me... Lampwick: Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it's all free! Pinocchio: Honest John... Lampwick: Boy! That’s the stuff! I can’t wait till we get there!

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Lampwick: [eats his roast chicken while Pinocchio takes a lick of his ice cream cone and a bite of his whole pie] Oh, boy! A scrap! [tosses away his chicken] C'mon! Let's go in and poke somebody in the nose! Pinocchio: Why? Lampwick: Ah, just for the fun of it. Pinocchio: Okay, Lampy! [tosses away his ice cream cone and pie and strolls into the Roughhouse with Lampwick] Lampwick: [strikes a match on the Mona Lisa painting to light his cigar] What'd I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint? Pinocchio: Yeah! [holds an axe] Bein' bad's a lot of fun, ain't it? Lampwick: Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load of that stained-glass window. [picks up a brick and throws it at the stained glass window, shattering it] Coachman: Alright, now! [cracks his whip] Hop to it, you blokes! Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock 'em tight! [the guards close the wooden doors] Now, get below and get the crates ready! Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself. [cackles evilly]

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PINOCCHIO! Pinocchio?! [whistles] Where is everybody? The place is like a graveyard. I don't like the looks of this. Pinocchio! Hey, where are you?

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Jiminy: PINOCCHIO!!!! So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy?! Look at yourself! Smoking?! [pulls the flattened cigar out of Pinocchio's mouth with his umbrella] Playing pool?! [angrily kicks the #8 ball and painfully stubs his toe] OW! You're coming right home with me this minute! Lampwick: Hey, who's the beetle? [picks up Jiminy by his coat] Jiminy: Let go! Put me down! [voice becomes muffled as he gets wrapped around in his coat] Let me outta here! Put me down! Pinocchio: He's my conscience. He tells me what's right from wrong. Lampwick: [drops Jiminy] What?!? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?!? Jiminy: Grasshopper?!? Look here, you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshopper! Uh, your conscience! If you had one! Lampwick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. [strikes the #9 ball into the ball Jiminy is standing on] Screwball in the corner pocket. Jiminy: [angrily climbs out of hole] Why, you young hoodlum! [fu

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Jiminy: [following after Pinocchio] Hey, where are ya going? Pinocchio: I'm going to find him! Jiminy: But, Pinoke, are you crazy?! Do you not realize that he's inside a whale?! Pinocchio: I gotta go to him! Jiminy: Hey, Pinoke! Wait! Listen here, Son! [Pinocchio keeps going straight to a high cliff overlooking the ocean in the morning, with Jiminy following all the way] But this Monstro, I've heard of him; he's a whale of a whale! [Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his donkey tail] Why, he swallows whole ships alive! [then helps tie Pinocchio's tail to the rock completely] Tie it good and tight, now. And besides, it's dangerous! Why, I- Pinocchio: [extends a hand for a handshake from Jiminy] Good-bye, Jiminy. Jiminy: Good-bye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya! C'mon, Pinoke. [hops onto the rock and holds his nose] Let's go. [screams as they jump down from high off the cliff] LOOK OUT BELOW! [they plunge into the ocean with a gigantic splash, and the rock attached to Pinoc

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Geppetto: Is that the last of them?! Here's a big one! Only a few left! Gotta work fast! Here's another one! Pinocchio: Hey! Hey, Father! Father! Geppetto: Don't bother me now, Pinocchio! [surprised] Pinocchio? Pinocchio: Father! Geppetto: [joyfully hugging one of the fish to think it's Pinocchio] Pinocchio, my son! Pinocchio: Hey, Father. Here I am. Geppetto: Oh. [drops the fish in the water, and Pinocchio leaps to his father for a big hug] Pinocchio, my boy! I'm so happy to see you. Pinocchio: Me, too, Father. [Figaro climbs on Geppetto's head, causing his glasses to fall off] Figaro. Aw, Figaro. Cleo. Oh, Cleo. You're here, too. [rubs Cleo's belly with his finger] Geppetto: Yes. We're all together again. [Pinocchio sneezes] Oh, You are soaking wet. Pinocchio: Yes, Father. Geppetto: You mustn't catch cold. Pinocchio: But I came to save you. Geppetto: [grabs the blanket and wraps around Pinocchio] You know that you shouldn't have come down here, but I'm awfully glad to see you. Let me

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Pinocchio: Hang on, Father! Geppetto: [weakly] Save... yourself.

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Geppetto: [sobbing] My boy. [sobs] My brave little boy. [continues sobbing softly] Blue Fairy: [voice heard] Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish. And someday, you'll be a real boy. [transforms Pinocchio into a real boy, and revives him] Awake, Pinocchio. Awake. Pinocchio: [waking up, alive and rubs his eyes] Father! Whatcha crying for? Geppetto: [not realizing that Pinocchio is alive] Because you're dead, Pinocchio. Pinocchio: No! No, I'm not. Geppetto: Yes. Yes, you are. Now lie down. Pinocchio: But, Father, I'm alive. See? [moves his hand] And I'm a real boy! Geppetto: You're alive! And, you are a real boy! A real, live boy! Geppetto: This calls for a celebration! [swings all the pendulums on the cuckoo clocks and turns on a music box] Professor, lots of music! [He plays an accordion as he and Pinocchio dance around the workshop as Figaro dances around Cleo's fishbowl on the workbench]