Quotes

Dialogue

Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno. Hertz: Well, you can put a silencer on a gun.

Dialogue

Smith: We could call him Oliver. Like Oliver Twist. DQ: Because he's an orphan? Smith: Because I liked the book. DQ: You liked the book? Smith: I didn't hate it. DQ: That's a first. DQ: Why don't you take this baby to the police? Smith: I can't go to the police. DQ: Why not? Smith: I'm the Unabomber. DQ: They caught the Unabomber. Smith: That's what they think. DQ: (Ranting at Smith in Italian) Smith: I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize. Smith: Want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine? DQ: I give up. Smith: With the car, the pricks are on the inside. DQ: Tell me about it. Smith: Talk about shooting your load. Hammerson: Do you know why Americans love guns? And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo, "cocking your gun." No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got