Donnie Darko

Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass! Rose Darko: Please. Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"? Rose Darko: Elizabeth, that's enough. Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck! Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? Elizabeth: You want me to tell you? Donnie: Please, tell me. Rose Darko: We will not have this at the dinner table. Stop! Donnie: [Mouthing] I'm all ears! Samantha: [After period of silence] What's a "fuck-ass"?

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Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot? Donnie: [under hypnosis] Yeah. Dr. Lilian Thurman: How are things going at school? Donnie: I think about girls a lot. Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie. Donnie: I think about fucking a lot during school. Dr. Lilian Thurman: What else do you think about during school? Donnie: Married... with Children. Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you think about your family? Donnie: I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about your family, Donnie. Donnie: [chuckling] No. I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross.

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Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something. Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

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Gretchen: You're weird. Donnie: Sorry. Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

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Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems. Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have? Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. Donnie: Oh.

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Frank: 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end. Donnie: Why?

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