Honeymoon in Vegas

Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night. Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked? Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled. Betsy: Really? Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.

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Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable. Betsy Nolan: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable. Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.

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Mahi Mahi: My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi. Jack Singer: Like the fish? Mahi Mahi: Yeah. My father was a fisherman. Jack Singer: My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."

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Ticket agent: Please, sir, if you don't get back in line... Jack Singer: Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!

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Mahi Mahi: Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here. Jack Singer: Influence? He lives in a SHACK!

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Jack Singer: Betsy, hi, so what's the story? Betsy Nolan: I have to pack. Jack Singer: We can leave! What did you work out? Betsy Nolan: Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days. Jack Singer: Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn. Betsy Nolan: Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea. Jack Singer: Would you please stop crucifying me with this? Betsy Nolan: Where's my bag? Jack Singer: He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there. Betsy Nolan: I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit. Jack Singer: He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you. Betsy Nolan: His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there. Jack Singer: She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday? Betsy Nolan: I don't know. Probabl

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