The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Stevens: You're... from Baker... Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live in peace, understand? That it's no use to go on tormenting me! I know nothing at all about that case of coins. Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened, we could have avoided this altogether. I went to the Army court; there were no witnesses. They couldn't uncover any more. I can't tell Baker what happened to the money; go back and tell him that! Union Captain: Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner. Half-soldier: All I know is Carson re-enlisted. The poor guy's minus an eye. He lives with a girl called Maria, who'll tell you. She's a fresh young whore in the territory.

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Baker: Here, this is for you. You did a good job for me. Five hundred dollars. Angel Eyes: Oh, I almost forgot. He paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. [they both laugh] But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that. Baker: No! Angel Eyes! [Angel Eyes shoots him through the pillow.]

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Mexican Bounty Hunter: [to Tuco] Hey, amigo! You know you've got a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000? Blondie: [from behind] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'll collect it.

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Tuco: I'm an honest farmer! I’m innocent of everything! Sheriff: So you’re just an honest farmer. [unrolls wanted poster] You recognize this man? Tuco: Me? Sheriff: Yeah, it's you. Tuco: Who says so? You can't even read! Roll it up. Roll it up! I'll give you a good idea where you can put it!

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Woman on stagecoach: Glad they got him. A man guilty of all those crimes! Angel Eyes: People with ropes around their necks don't always hang. Woman on stagecoach: What do you mean? Angel Eyes: Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel. Angel Eyes: A golden-haired angel watches over him.

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Tuco: What're you trying to say? Anybody can miss a shot? Nobody misses when I'm at the end of the rope. You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass! Blondie: Yeah, you're right. It's getting tougher. [throws Tuco off the horse] The way I figure, there's really not to much future with a sawed-off runt like you. Tuco: What do you mean? Blondie: 'Cause I don't think you'll ever be worth more than $3,000. Tuco: What do you mean? Blondie: I mean, our partnership is untied. Oh no, not you. You remain tied. I'll keep the money, and you can have the rope. Tuco: You filthy, double-crossing bastard! Of all the stinking, dirty tricks— Blondie: The way back to town is only 70 miles. Now if you save your breath, I feel a man like you could manage it. Adios. [begins riding away] Tuco: You, you, you filthy bastard! Come here! Come here! Cut this rope off! Get off that horse! Get off that horse

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