Muppets Most Wanted

Dominic: Wow. Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Muppets. Um, big fan. Huge. Uh, Dominic. [hands the Muppets his license] International tour manager. Fozzie: [puzzled] "Dominic Badguy"? Dominic: It's pronounced "Bad-gee". It's French. Muppets: Oh... Dominic: It means "good man". Miss Piggy: Oh. Yes. I knew that. Dominic: Listen up. You're hot. You're having a moment. But what is inevitable about a moment? It ends. Fozzie: [grabs Kermit's arm with worry] I don't want this moment to end! Dominic: That's why we've got to get out there now and capitalize this moment with a capital "C", yeah? I want you to conquer the world, do an international tour. Show a global audience what you can do. Kermit: Yeah, that sounds great, but I-- I'm just not sure-- Wait a second, guys, I'd love to do that too, but we've barely gotten back together, we don't wanna mess that up. Dominic: Okay, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment. One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil, just some of the

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Rowlf: "Die Muppets"? Statler: Looks like they put the reviews up early. Waldorf: Yeah. Or is that the suggestion box?

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Kermit: Okay, everybody, so we'll start at the bottom and work our way up. I've booked us into cabaret bars and coffee houses all across the industrial cities of Northern Germany. Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Mudburg, Vomitdorf... Fozzie: Poopenburgen? Kermit: Fozzie, we have a solid week booked in Poopenburgen. Statler: [sarcastically] I can't wait. Kermit: We don't have the money to rent the Berlin National Theater. Dominic: [about to lose it] Arrgh! Maybe the show has been cancelled when we all out of MONEY!!!!! Miss Piggy: Kermie, I've always dreamed of playing the Berlin National Theater! Ich bin ein Berliner. Floyd Pepper: More like, "ein Frankfurter"! [laughs] Miss Piggy: [angry] Watch it, buster. Kermit: Uh, guys, I'm not sure we can do this, you know? Dominic: I'm very late!! Now I want you to get out of here and you're going our separate ways for the vote. All those in favor of believing in ourselves, This is your dumb the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous straight wit

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Kermit: "Sold out." Like we've sold out a show in 30 years. Miss Piggy: [affectionally] Mmmmmmmmm. You’re so cranky. You actually went and did upcoming European wedding? Kermit: [interrupting] I'm upset, actually, I'm kind of upset right now. Miss Piggy: Well, if that's what you think, than you have 23 swatches for the seat covers for the reception, eight font choices for the menu, which, by the way, we are not serving my help tomorrow! Kermit: [irritated] Piggy, what are you talking about? Miss Piggy: I'm just trying to involve you in some of the decision-making. So, this is… This is your dumb the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous straight with you, dear. Kermit: What about being involved in the decision to get married in the first place, huh, sometimes, the truth hurts. Miss Piggy: [annoyed] Oh, Kermit, you never let me do what I want! Kermit: Oh yeah, well, what about what I want, huh?! What about that?! I haven't even proposed yet. Miss Piggy: You can do that on our

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Dominic: Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit, just back from his afternoon stroll. Constantine: [impersonating Kermit] Hi-lo! I am Kermit. Miss Piggy: What..? [she, Scooter, and Walter look at each other in confusion] Dominic: He's got a cold. That's why his voice sounds a little bit different at the moment. Constantine: [fake coughs] Muppets: All right. Yeah. Fozzie: Wow, that walk must have really helped. [he & the other Muppets nod in agreement] Constantine: Miss Pig, I have wronged you. I humbly beg your forgiveness. Miss Piggy: You're not getting off that easy, bucko. Come on, Foo-Foo. [walks away with Foo-Foo following her] Animal: [sniffs Constantine and realizes he's the World's most dangerous frog in disguise] Bad frog!! Bad frog!! [yells and bites him in the aarm angrily] Constantine: What is this? Let go, dog! Floyd: Animal, stop it! Kermit has agreed that Dominic is right all the time, man. Dominic: Good. So, now that Kermit agrees with me on everything... Constantine: I am Kermit.

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Sam: [shows his badge to Jean] CIA. Jean: [shows his badge to Sam] Interpol. What is the CIA doing here? This is my jurisdiction. Not to mention my badge is bigger. Sam: One of the stolen paintings was on loan from the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art, so this is CIA jurisdiction. Also, this is my travel badge. [shows Jean a bigger badge] Here's my real badge. Jean: Oh. You must have been looking at the wrong [reveals a larger badge under his shirt] badge. Sam: [groans] You have won this round, Pierre. Jean: My name is Jean. Sam: Okay, Sean. Looks like we're going to be working together, but that doesn't mean I have to like you. Jean: I didn't like you first. Sam: I didn't like you before I met you. [Jean looks confused] So, what have we got? Jean: Two priceless paintings stolen, and one average painting of an obscure English colonel. This has all the markings of the work of the Lemur. Sam: What's a lemur? Jean: Only the second most-wanted criminal in the world, and my personal neme

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