200 Cigarettes

Jack: Look, what happened between us last night is like this ongoing problem with me. It happens all the time: I meet someone, we go home together, but then the next day it's... Cindy: What? Next day what? Jack: Well, they tell me that suddenly they've developed these feelings for me. Cindy: What are you saying, that every woman you go home with falls in love with you or something? Jack: Yes! It's like a curse! It never ends! Cindy: A woman falls in love with you and you think that's a curse? Jack: You have no idea! Cindy: No! I don't! Because I think you're lucky! I mean, there are some people who wait their entire lives for somebody to tell them they feel that way about them, and you, you just throw it away like it's nothing, like it's a minor inconvenience! Well let me tell you something, Jack, you are cursed - just not the way you think you are.

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Lucy: You need to find somebody that likes you the way you are. Kevin: And who would possibly like me the way I am? Lucy: I have no idea.

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Kevin: What's this? Lucy: It's your birthday present, fuckhead. Open it.

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Kevin: Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself. You want to share a cab? Lucy: So I can pass out and wake up alone on New Year's Day?

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Eric: Look, just tell me one thing. I'm not a vain person. Was the sex any good at all? Cheryl: No. I'm sorry. It was bad.

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Lucy: In the five years we've known each other, have you once even ever considered having sex with me? Apart from tonight. You don't think I'm attracted to you. Kevin: I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with. Lucy: You think I'm a slut! Kevin: What? No. Lucy: Yeah, you think I'm a big slut. Kevin: I don't think you're a slut. A skanky little ho maybe, but never a slut. Lucy: The truth is, you're afraid. Kevin: What? I'm afraid. I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now. I'm totally afraid. Lucy: It is so obvious. Kevin: And so ridiculous. Lucy: Prove it. Kevin: I don't have to prove anything. Lucy: I dare you. Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.

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