Dazed and Confused

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

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We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.

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I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Looks like we're almost outta beer.

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What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

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I call it the "every other decade" theory. The 50's were boring. The 60's rocked. The 70's, my god, they obviously suck. So maybe the 80s will be like, radical. I figure we'll be in our 20's and hey, it can't get any worse.

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Kaye: You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony. Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl? Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you? Shavonne: Gilligan's Island? Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy. Shavonne: Oh my... Kaye: Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex-godess type, the other a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a geek, an overweight middle-aged guy, some nerdy scientific type, I mean... Jodi: The professor... is sexy.

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