Torchwood

There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. You take the pill, flush it away, and it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again.

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Gwen: But those people, last night - the people in the car, who are they? What's Torchwood? PC Andy: I dunno. Special Ops? Gwen: Yeah, but what does that mean? PC Andy: I'll bet you ten quid they're DNA specialists. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks. CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a kebab!

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Jack: And before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"? Owen: Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.

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Jack: And this is Ianto Jones. [Ianto nods] Ianto cleans up after us, and gets us everywhere on time. Ianto: I try my best. Jack: And he looks good in a suit. Ianto: Careful, that's harassment, sir.

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Gwen: But hold on, if no one can see it when the lift's coming up, there's a bloody big hole in the floor. Don't people fall in? Jack: That is so Welsh. Gwen: What is? Jack: I show you something fantastic; you find fault.

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Jack: Alright, usual formation. Gwen: What's the usual formation? Owen: Varies. Gwen: How can the usual formation vary? Tosh: Oh, my God. Jack: [deadpan] Came and went. Owen: [snickers] Now that's how I'd like to go. Tosh: I'm sure we could arrange it. Gwen: So what's this supposed to do? Jack: I'm using satellite tracking data to determine the inward trajectory of the meteorite. Tosh: He means he's trying to find out where it's come from. Jack: Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul! Gwen: What are we doing, having Chinese while a girl fights for her life? Jack: Actually, while we've been eating, the computers have been running a full bio-scan on Carys, profiling her blood, metabolism, organs, and the works. So we can see what effect the alien's having on her. They've also been taking samples of the air in the cell, so we can analyse any changes in the environment around her. Now, is that enough? Do you want more? 'Cause... gets kind of boring. Gwen: You've been hid

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