Star Trek: Nemesis

[observes Picard] Why do you have a shiny head? [observes Riker] Why does the tall man have a furry face?

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Senator: Senators, consider the opportunities for the Empire. At last, the destinies of the planets Romulus and Remus will be united. Shinzon of Remus is offering us a chance to make ourselves stronger than ever before. It would be madness to reject it. I beg you not to let prejudice or politics interfere with this alliance. By joining Shinzon's forces with ours, not even the mighty Federation will be able to stand in our way. Praetor Hiren: That's enough!

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Jean-Luc Picard: Duty. A starship captain's life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in First Contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today... as best man. Now, I know on an occasion such as this, it is expected that I be gracious and fulsome in my praise on the wonders of this blessed union. But have the two of you considered what you are doing to me?! Of course, you're happy, but what about my needs? This is all a damned inconvenience. I mean, while you are happily settling in on the Titan, I will be training my new First Officer. You all know him. He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions. Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet Code Section 12, Paragraph Four... Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Data? Data: Sir? Jean-Luc Picard: Shut up. Data: Yes, sir. Jean-Luc Picard: Fifteen years I've

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Geordi La Forge: You ever think about getting married again? Guinan: No. Twenty-three was my limit. Guinan: Worf? Are you all right? Worf: Romulan ale should be illegal. Geordi La Forge: It is. Worf: Then it should be more illegal.

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Deanna Troi: That was a lovely toast. Jean-Luc Picard: It's from the heart. Deanna Troi: And you needn't worry. I'm going to brief your new counsellor everything she needs to know. Jean-Luc Picard: Like hell you are. You already know too much about me. But I take it, there will be no speeches during the ceremony on Betazed. William Riker: No... no speeches and no clothes. Data: Ladies and gentlemen and invited transgendered species...

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Jean-Luc Picard: Don't worry, Number One. We'll still have you to Betazed with plenty of time to spare. William Riker: Thank you, sir. Jean-Luc Picard: [to Worf] Where we will all honor the Betazoid tradition [regarding nude marriages]. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the gym.

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