Quotes

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[describing Kirsten and Rick] One is a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that's both scary and inspiring. The other's a guy.

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Harper: I'm so sorry. I got here so early that I thought had time to dick around then I went to that gift shop, then I lost track of time and suddenly I was late. Charlie: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That is not a real thing. Harper: Yes, it is. It's the over-dick-around thing. I over-dicked it.

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Harper: When my mom was my age, she had me. I've never even had a boyfriend. Charlie: But you're, like, a grown up. Harper: Take that back.

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Charlie: I wanna fuck this pizza. Harper: I get it. You should never say that to anyone. But I get it.

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Harper: Are you okay? Charlie: I'm fine. Harper: No, I'm talking to my pizza.

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Harper: It's just like, I worked so hard at being this great assistant and making sure she was happy that... I don't know, feels like I might have lost any writing skill I ever had. Charlie: Well, that is definitely not true. You're a terrible assistant.

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Harper: Why are you dressed like that? Charlie: I don't work here anymore. I quit working for Rick. Starting over. At 28. Actually, I'm a temp, which is technically lower on the totem pole than an assistant, which is kind of a kick in the nuts. But it's, um, kind of cool. I get to see a bunch of different jobs. Find out what I actually like. I like you. So, so much. You're not hard to get at all. You're hard to earn. It's so much better.