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Palmer: In fact, we're moving you out of Sigint entirely. Osbourne: Just no discussion? Just, you're out? Palmer: Well, we're having the discussion now. Look, um, Oz. This doesn't have to be unpleasant. Uh... Osbourne: Palmer, with all due respect. What the fuck are you talking about? [looks at Olsen] And why is Olsen here? Palmer: Uh, look, Ozzie, look... Osbourne: What the fuck is this?! I know it's not my work. Palmer: Ozzie... Osbourne: I'm a great fucking analyst. Palmer: Okay, Ozzie... Osbourne: Is - is it my... Palmer: Ozzie, things have not been going well, as you know. Peck: You have a drinking problem. Osbourne: I have a drinking problem?

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Osbourne: This is an assault. I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon! Peck: Ozzie... Osbourne: Next to you, we all have a drinking problem! What the fuck is this! Whose ass didn't I kiss! Huh?! Let's be honest! Palmer: Okay, uh... Osbourne: I mean, let us be fucking honest. This is a crucifixion! This is political! And don't tell me it's not! [opens the door] "I have a drinking problem." [leaves]

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Osbourne: What did Kathleen say? Katie: What? Osbourne: When you left the message. Katie: That she would give you the message!

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Harry: Is this goat cheese? Osbourne: Chevre, yes, that is a goat cheese. Harry: Because I have lactose reflux. I can— Osbourne: You're lactose intolerant? Or you have acid reflux? They're two different things. Harry: I know what they are. Osbourne: Then you misspoke. Harry: Well thank you for correcting me. [Passive-aggressive smile] Katie: [walking up] Try the chevre, Harry, it's very good. Harry: Oh, yeah, I can eat goat cheese.

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Chad: Throw it out?! Linda: You can't do that! You should put a note up in the ladies' locker room. Chad: Put a note up? "Highly classified shit found, Signals Intelligence shit, CIA shit? Hello? Did you lose your secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.

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Osbourne: [sleepily] Hello? Chad: Uhhh... Osbourne?... Osbourne Cox? Osbourne: Yes?... Uh... Who is this? Chad: Ummm... This ummm... Is this Osbourne Cox? Osbourne: [still sleepy] Who is this?.. What time is it?.. Who is? Chad: Um... I'm a Good Samaritan... I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour... But I thought you might be worried... Osbourne: Worried? Chad: About the security...... Of your shit.

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