The Other Guys

Danson: [hanging on to the roof a speeding car] Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof? Highsmith: I think you can chalk that up to bad lifestyle choices. Highsmith: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', partner? Danson: Aim for the bushes? [Highsmith nods, they fist bump, then both jump to their deaths] Hoitz: Alan, listen to me. Danson and Highsmith are gone. Their desks are empty. Someone has to fill those seats. That someone is us, okay? This city's dying for a hero. Gamble: Is it? Hoitz: Yeah. Gamble: What about nine million socially-conscious and unified citizens, all just stepping up and doing their part? Hoitz: As a little kid, didn't you dress up and play cops and robbers? Gamble: I'll tell you what I did as a little kid. I went to school and made my bed. And at age 11, I audited my parents. And believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded. Hoitz: What the hell are you? Gamble: You're mad at us, huh, Gene? Mauch: First off, don't call me Gene. I'm your capt

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