Mean Machine

Danny Meehan: I'll tell you something. I didn't start off out as a youngster looking to sell my country out. Massive: None of us planned to be here, mate. Chiv: Och, away to fuck man. You were a hero in Scotland!

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Danny Meehan: Hello Mr Monk. Can you play football? Monk: Aye. Danny: Good. Would you like to play with us? Monk: Nah. Danny: We're playing the guards. Monk: [pause] Aye, then I'm with you. Chiv: Sound.

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Bob Likely: Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field. Bob Carter: I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor... Both: [Whispering] Wanker. Bob Carter: ...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.

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Bob Likely: Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions! Bob Carter: No nookie for Mr Ratchett. Bob Likely: No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.

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