The Faculty

Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty. Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something. Casey: Into what people? Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.

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Zeke: Casey. Man, the only person in this school whose an alien is you. Casey: Fuck you, Zeke.

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Stokely: Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library. Casey: Yeah, so is Schindler's List.

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Stokely: What are we going to do with the police not being an option? Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do. Casey: If he's really your dad anymore.

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Casey: God, you can be such a... Delilah: What? Casey: Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first class grade A bitch. Delilah: Are you hitting on me Casey? Casey: No. No, I just think that you can be cool. Sometimes. This not being one of them.

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Gabe: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way. Casey: I'm sorry. I was breathing here. Gabe: Yeah, that's the problem. You're occupying my air, you anal probe.

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