Zoey 101, season 2

Chase: Can you at least turn the volume down! Logan: Why don't you turn your mouth down! Eh! Chase: Michael! Logan: What's up? Michael: My boys! Logan: So, how was your summer, man? Chase: Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day! Michael: Heh, yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair. Hey, did it get bushier? Chase: It's possible. Chase: Hey, Zoey! You look great! Zoey: You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) Did your hair get bushier? Chase: I've heard that. Michael: Alabama! Chase: Uh... Capital would be Montgomery! Michael: What?! Chase: MONTGOMERY!!! Michael: Right, OK... Tennessee! Chase: Uh... Memphis! Michael: No, Nashville! Chase: What?! Michael: NASHVILLE!!! Chase: Who's Phil?! Michael: Okay, I can't take this! Chase: Good night, Michael. Michael: Sleep tight, Chase. Logan: You guys are the worst. Dustin: [crying] Soooooo close.

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That's you?! (pointing to Mr. Bender as a student in a PCA yearbook from the 80s. In the picture, Mr. Bender has an afro, a mustache, and big glasses) Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mr. Bender gives him a look) You were very handsome.

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Lola: I doubt it. This shirt will always be hot. Logan: Yeah, it will. Lola: Try not to drool.

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Chase: Whoa, Mr. Bender...you used to be a cheerleader? Michael: Whoa. (all the students look at the book) Mr. Bender: There were no girls here then. (they continue laughing)

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Mr. Bender: Lola, what'd you bring? [Lola acts like she is crying] Oh my gosh, what's...the matter? What's wrong? Lola: You're just gonna have to give me a zero for this project! Mr. Bender: Why? You didn't pick an item? Lola: No, I did. It was a locket that my grandmother gave me, before she...LEFT US! [she cries more] Mr. Bender: Oh my gosh; I'm so sorry! Lola: My dad tells me I'm just like her! So, I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But... Mr. Bender: But what? Lola: I just can't! It's all I have left of her! Mr. Bender: It's okay, it's okay... Lola: I'm so sorry! Mr. Bender: Look...you obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and that's the important thing. Lola: Really? Mr. Bender: Of course, of course. Don't worry, I'm gonna give you full credit for the assignment. Lola: Thank you so much! [Zoey and Nicole look amazed as Lola walks up to them] Acting!

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Can't we eat sushi together in a closet?

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