Victorious, season 2

Robbie: Like the wolf- Rex: She walks alone. Robbie: [howls] Rex: Off-key!

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Quartet: [singing] Hey hey, Tori Vega! Won't you be our very special- Tori: NO! Quartet: [disappointed then go after Andre] Hey, hey, Andre Harris! Andre: (off screen) NO!

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Tori: (happy) Hey! Andre: Whoa, somebody's all happy about something. Jade: Yeah, it's making me sick. Robbie: Hey, um, is there a reason that girls don't wanna go out with me? Tori: You mean, like, one reason that stands out over all the other reasons? Rex: Ha! Robbie: (after a pause, aggravated) So why are you happy? Tori: Because Ryder Daniels asked me out. Rex: Ooh, he's hot! (they all stare at him) Stare all you want, I'm secure. Jade: I don't trust that Ryder guy. Tori: You just hate the idea of anything good happening for me. Jade: That could not be more true. (pause) I'm just saying, any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something. Andre: So I guess you think Beck is hiding something. Jade: Oh, he was until I found out. Beck: Wha-what was I hiding? Jade: That you were born in CANADA! [leaves] Beck: [goes after her] It wasn't a secret!

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Trina: Sorry. My butt's gotta breathe. Tori: Did that bush just waddle? (opens the door and walks outside) ROBBIE SHAPIRO! Robbie: (from behind the bush) Yes? Tori: You were invading my privacy! Robbie: Well at least I didn't snoop through Ryder's phone. Tori: (in a "go away" tone) EAHHHHHHHHH! Robbie: Eahhhh! (leaves)

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Tori: WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ryder: What? Tori: Are you about to kiss me? Rider: Yeah. Tori: (cheerfully) Okay. (they do, and she leans on a button on her computer that sets off music) Sorry! Ryder: It's cool. Tori: Did I bite your lip? Ryder: Little bit.

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Jade: You must feel pretty stupid right now. Beck: Okay, that's a time out. Jade: No! I was just trying to- Beck: Go sit on the steps! (she does) Tori: So what do I do now? Andre: Well, you're not still gonna sing a duet with that jerk, right? Tori: Ugh. No way! Beck: Good. So he'll fail. Tori: Yeah, but I don't want to fail too! Andre: So, what are you gonna sing? Tori: (starts to come to her senses) A song...a really cool song that you're gonna help me write, tonight! Andre: I can't! Tori: You have to! Andre: But I gotta- (the others all interrupt as he tries to speak) ALRIGHT! I'll just celebrate my 97-year old great grandpa's birthday with him next year. Possibly! (he walks up to the piano) Well, come on!

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