Parks and Recreation, season 2

Leslie: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement? Tom: Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet.

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Leslie: Pawnee has a gay bar? Ron: Yeah, The Bulge. Everyone: ... Ron: It's behind my house. Leslie: The Bulge is a gay bar? Ugh the nights I've wasted there...

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April: This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben. Ben: Hey. Leslie: Hey...oh...wait, sorry. What's the situation? April: What do you mean? Leslie: How does this work? April: Derek is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben. Derek: It's not that complicated.

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Donna: Hey. Why are you all dolled up? Leslie: Oh it's a long story. I'm the guest of honor at this gay bar tonight. I guess gay men are starting to like me. I dunno. I guess they think I'm fabulous or something... Donna: Well you look good girl. You gonna turn somebody tonight. Leslie: Hahahahaha! [cut to Leslie being interviewed] That was hands down the best interaction I've ever had with Donna!

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[drunk] You know why tonight's fun? Cause everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun and the dancing...just everyone is just who they are. And who they are is just stone-cold gay.

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Ron: Have fun last night? Leslie: I had three drinks named after me so that's pretty fun! Plus Ben and Derek are taking me shopping on Saturday and we are gonna find out my actual bra size. Ron: ... Leslie: I guess I'm kinda like Queen of the Gays! Ron: Bully for you. I just got a phone call. They want you to go on Pawnee Today. Leslie: Wow that's huge! What's the topic? Ron: You. That Marcia Langman from the family thing is calling for your resignation. Leslie: No! Ron: You gotta go on and defend yourself. Leslie: Why!? I haven't even officially taken a stand on gay marriage. Ron: That's funny. Somebody just told me that you were Queen of the Gays. Leslie: ...That was me.

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