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Hawaii Five-0, season 2
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Haʻiʻole (Unbreakable) [2.1]
Danny Williams: What's up, buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week now.
Chin Ho Kelly: I've been a little busy.
Danny: You've been busy? What are you doing, putting more of your friends behind bars?
Chin Ho…
Read the full quoteHaʻiʻole (Unbreakable) [2.1]
Jenna Kaye: Where are you going? Steve needs our help.
Joe White: He will be fine.
Jenna: How do you know?
White: I trained him.
Read the full quoteHaʻiʻole (Unbreakable) [2.1]
Kono Kalakaua: I can run his ID, trace his cell, run surveillance.
Chin Ho Kelly: How you gonna do that? You don't have access to HPD's database.
Kono: I'll use your password.
Danny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not a good…
Read the full quoteHaʻiʻole (Unbreakable) [2.1]
Governor Sam Denning: Commander McGarrett, you have my sincerest apologies for everything you've been through.
Steve McGarrett: With all due respect, sir, I don't need your apologies. What I need you to do is reinstate…
Read the full quoteUa Lawe Wale (Taken) [2.2]
Chin Ho Kelly: What? Why wouldn't she last?
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, Let's see what she looks like when she gets done with Sgt. Slaughter's Boot Camp.
Steve McGarrett: What's that supposed to mean?
Danny: Let's just…
Read the full quoteKameʻe (The Hero) [2.3]
Lori Weston: I just point out the truth; most men can't handle the truth when it comes to love.
Danny: Oh, we can't handle the truth? What are we doing, A Few Good Men?
Read the full quoteKameʻe (The Hero) [2.3]
Danny: [browsing a folder] Operation Strawberry Fields ring a bell?
Steve: What did you say?
Danny: Operation Strawberry Fields. It's got a picture of you and your men. [Steve snatches folder from him] Photo of you.…
Read the full quoteKameʻe (The Hero) [2.3]
Frank Delano: Listen Kono, I don't want to sit around all day and play footsie. A person with your skill set and experience has a... certain value in my line of work.
Kono: And what kind of work is that?
Delano: It's…
Read the full quoteKameʻe (The Hero) [2.3]
Danny: So what, you're not gonna tell me about Operation Strawberry Field?
Steve: No.
Danny: No, no, 'cause you'd have to kill me if you told me.
Steve: [deadpan] Keep that up.…
Read the full quoteMea Makamae (Treasure) [2.4]
Kamekona: Now dig in to the grinds, and tell me what you think, please.
Joe White: [takes a bite of the ] Jambalaya has got some kick. [looks at Steve] Try it.
Steve: You got a cast-iron stomach that should be…
Read the full quoteMea Makamae (Treasure) [2.4]
Danny: [looks at a life-sized whale hanging from the ceiling of the museum] It's amazing. I mean, one day you are the king of the ocean, right? The next thing you know, you're hanging from the ceiling in a museum and…
Read the full quoteMea Makamae (Treasure) [2.4]
Danny: I don't want a relationship.
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee. Then it's dinner and a movie, okay? Next thing you know…
Read the full quoteMea Makamae (Treasure) [2.4]
Steve: You never gave that video to the DOD, did you Joe?
Joe: ...No.
Steve: You know what? I know he was your friend, but he was *my* father. Whatever it is you're trying to protect me from I can handle it. You…
Read the full quoteMaʻemaʻe (Clean) [2.5]
Kono: [sees Malia but obviously not in the mood to talk] It's not a good time for me, Malia.
Malia: That's what I hear.
Kono: What's that supposed to mean?
Malia: Can I come in? [both women enter house] Kono, I know…
Read the full quoteMaʻemaʻe (Clean) [2.5]
Danny: What are the perks of being a cop? The pay sucks, the hours suck. Sometimes I get...No no not sometimes, all the time, I get shot at all the time.
Steve: What are you talking about? You never get...you hardly…
Read the full quoteMaʻemaʻe (Clean) [2.5]
Lori: Patience isn't my strong suit.
Chin: You're a lot like Steve, you know that?
Lori: Am I?
Chin: Mm-hmm.…
Read the full quoteKa Hakaka Maikaʻi (The Good Fight) [2.6]
Steve: What are you doing?
Danny: Getting ready to throw in the towel before you die.
Steve: [ignores Danny] Mouth guard.
Danny: [grumbles] Mouth guard. [hands Steve his mouth guard] You need a helmet not a mouth guard.
Read the full quoteKa Hakaka Maikaʻi (The Good Fight) [2.6]
[interrogating a suspect] You know there is no honor amongst thieves. Eventually they will rat on you so why don't you just beat them to the punch. [sees Kelly walking into the interrogation room] You didn't miss…
Read the full quoteDanny Ka Hakaka Maikaʻi (The Good Fight) [2.6]
Steve: Looks like Boriero wasn't worried about theft.
Danny: That's one of the benefits of being built like .
Read the full quoteKa Iwi Kapu (Sacred Bones) [2.7]
Max: I came directly to work after a costume party.
Danny: Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you look dressing up like you're in The Matrix.
Max: The two concepts are not mutually exclusive.
Read the full quoteKa Iwi Kapu (Sacred Bones) [2.7]
Danny: How does this even happen?
Chin Ho: Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing an entire culture's spiritual beliefs.
Read the full quoteKa Iwi Kapu (Sacred Bones) [2.7]
Danny: I wanted to ask you about the pet deposit. You see, my daughter, she wants a dog.
Landlady: I'm sorry. We have a strict no-pet policy.
Danny: What are you talking about? What about the old lady?
Landlady: What old…
Read the full quoteLapaʻau (Healing) [2.8]
What kind of a moron would break into a house, try to drug a dog, just to get some pages out of a book?
Read the full quoteDanny Lapaʻau (Healing) [2.8]
Steve: Can you explain to me again why I'm sitting in the back and the dog is riding shotgun?
Danny: I already told you, he needs the window.
Steve: Oh, yes, right. How else is he gonna enjoy his tour of ?
Danny: You…
Read the full quoteLapaʻau (Healing) [2.8]
Danny: What we need to know from you is who around here poaches animals?
Kamekona: Why are you asking me? I sell shrimp, not baby seals.
Read the full quoteIke Maka (Identity) [2.9]
Danny: I was watching that.
Steve: Through the blanket?
Danny: Oh, well, I was listening anyway.
Steve: Yeah, I mean, because there's nothing more soothing than the sound of somebody trying to sell you gold coins, right?…
Read the full quoteIke Maka (Identity) [2.9]
Steve: I have become accustomed to doing things a certain way.
Danny: Yeah, I know, and your way, your way is completely insane. It's nuts. Who can take a shower in under three minutes?
Steve: Have you ever heard of a …
Read the full quoteIke Maka (Identity) [2.9]
Steve: [on the phone with Max] Say, Max, uh, is it possible that you're upset with us-- perhaps Danny-- for some reason? [Max hangs up]
Danny: Did he just hang up on us?
Steve: I think he did. Max? [no answer] Yeah.…
Read the full quoteIke Maka (Identity) [2.9]
[to O'Toole after nailing him on murder charges] Enjoy federal prison. It's really nice this time of year. See you.
Read the full quoteDanny Ike Maka (Identity) [2.9]
Danny: I do believe that I found a place.
Steve: Really?
Danny: Yeah, nice little house for rent right down the street from you.
Steve: Forget about it.…
Read the full quoteKiʻilua (Deceiver) [2.10]
Wade Gutches: You have room for a few more on this.... What are you calling it?
Joe: Humanitarian mission...
Gutches: Righhhhhht.
Chin Ho: We're going up in that?…
Read the full quotePahele (Trap) [2.11]
Joe: How about you treat me to a shrimp jambalaya and we'll call it even?
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see jambalaya as even for the end of their career.
Governor Sam Denning: Three days ago, the…
Read the full quoteAlaheo Pauʻole (Gone Forever) [2.12]
Steve McGarrett: And the uh... the handcuffs?
Lori Weston: Oh uh, Danny was showing me the uh...
Lori and Danny 'Danno' Williams: Jersey slip.
Steve: Jersey slip?…
Read the full quoteKa Hoʻoponopono (The Fix) [2.13]
Joe White: You're interfering with something you don't understand.
Steve McGarrett: Then why don't you explain it to me, Joe? Tell me what the hell's going on! You gotta wake up. The walls are closing in on you. HPD…
Read the full quotePuʻolo (The Package) [2.14]
John McGarrett: My first responsibility is not my safety, it's yours. You may not like it, but I hope someday you understand it.
Steve McGarrett: Okay, all right, if it was an investigation into the Yakuza, then why does…
Read the full quoteI Helu Pu (The Reckoning) [2.16]
Roger: [after being tackled and handcuffed by Danny] Hey! That hurts man.
Danny: That hurts? You just jumped out of a window and this hurts.
Steve: Hey Danny, that was an impressive tackle. Like what they do at UH.
Read the full quoteI Helu Pu (The Reckoning) [2.16]
Danny: How you're doin?
Steve: Good. Yeah. Good. The Governor just shut down Five-O but I'm all right.
Danny: What did you tell him?
Steve: Everything.…
Read the full quoteKupale (Defender) [2.17]
Steve: Time travel doesn't exist.
Max: On the contrary, there are several theories....
Danny: With all due respect. For argument's sake, let's say this man didn't own a DeLorean and is from the 21st century.
Read the full quoteKupale (Defender) [2.17]
Steve: Don't you want Grace to know that you're happy? You're her daddy.
Danny: Hey I am happy.
Steve: You're never happy.
Danny: I'm happy when I'm not around you.…
Read the full quoteLekio (Radio) [2.18]
Danny: First of all, please slow down. We don't even know which way they're going.
Steve: This road is the only way out of the marina.
Danny: Easy, please, easy, Speed Racer. HUH?!!
Max: Actually, this vehicle was…
Read the full quoteLekio (Radio) [2.18]
Two R's, two T's. McGarrett.
Read the full quoteSteve Lekio (Radio) [2.18]
Kono: [confused] Is that good or bad?
Max: Perplexing.
Read the full quoteLekio (Radio) [2.18]
Tony Archer: [to Danny] Book 'em, Muscles.
Steve: [smirks] I like this guy.
Read the full quoteKalele (Faith) [2.19]
McGarrett: What were you guys talking about?
Danny: What were we talking about? I don't know. Stuff. General stuff. What, uh what, are you being paranoid now?
McGarrett: No, this is not paranoia, Daniel. This has been…
Read the full quoteKalele (Faith) [2.19]
McGarrett: [sees the grenade-shaped cake Kono is carrying] That's an awesome cake.
Danny: We were gonna jump out and yell surprise, but then we figured what's the use?
McGarrett: [deadpan] Well, you should never surprise…
Read the full quoteKalele (Faith) [2.19]
August March: I'm delighted you reached out to me, Angela.
Angela: [gives March briefcase of money] I didn't have many options, but with your help, this actually worked out better than I hoped. [gives March a pack of…
Read the full quotePa Make Loa (Touch of Death)
Hanna: What's her name?
Danny: Her name is, uh is Car.
Hanna: Car?
Danny: Yeah.…
Read the full quoteUa Hopu (Caught) [2.22]
Steve: Just be careful, okay? I don't know what Wo Fat's up to, but he wanted me to find this phone. I don't want you walking into an ambush.
Danny: Hey, listen, we will be fine. Just do me a favor: take care of your own…
Read the full quoteUa Hopu (Caught) [2.22]
Danny: You get a chance to interrogate Wo Fat yet?
Steve: Sorry, Danny, that's classified.
Danny: It's classified? Is that a joke? Are you kidding me?
Steve: No, I'm not kidding.…
Read the full quoteUa Hala (Death in the Family) [2.23]
Steve: So?
Danny: So what?
Steve: You gonna tell me what that was about?
Danny: I already told you, it was, uh, it was private. [Steve glares at him] All right with the Navy SEAL death stare. What, are you gonna do? You…
Read the full quoteUa Hala (Death in the Family) [2.23]
Danny Williams: I'm gonna show you. This is, without question, the most beautiful view on the planet Earth. This is a very special place. Sit down. I actually came here on my very first day to Hawaii.
Grace Williams…
Read the full quoteUa Hala (Death in the Family) [2.23]
Frank Delano: 'Cause you got away with it.
Chin Ho Kelly: Got away with what? What are you talking about?!
Frank: Everybody knows you're a dirty cop, Chin, but instead of having your life ruined like the rest of us, you…
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