Cheers, season 2

Cliff: The Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state. Coach: Like Colorado? Cliff: No, Coach. Uh, more like a king or a prince. Conversely, if you've not led a good life, you come back in a more lowly condition. Norm: [chuckling] Last time around, I must have made a real ass out of myself.

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Diane: You've been with a lot of women. Sam: No, I have not. There have not been that many women. I just exaggerated here in the bar. There have not been that many. Diane: How many have there been? Sam: Oh, I don't know. Maybe four hun- [Diane gasps] Honeys. Honeys. Four honeys.

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Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman. Norm: She has to like you, right?

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Cliff: If I wasn't wearing this uniform, I'd ask you to step outside. Norm: If you weren't wearing that uniform, we'd all step outside.

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Sam: First of all nobody resigns from a bar and second of all nobody resigns in Latin. Cliff: It's French, Sammy.

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Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm? Norm: I'd like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

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