Cheers, season 6

Sam: [about Diane] I was afraid I was going to walk in here today and see her face everywhere I looked. Instead what I saw was all these silly changes you made. Rebecca: I happen to think it's... Sam: No, no, it's good. It helped me. What I'm trying to say is this place is the closest thing I have close to a real home. I want to come back. Please. Rebecca: I'm very sorry, Mr. Malone. I wish I could help.

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[to Sam] Alright, I'll give you another chance. But I want to make something very clear - you've just got one chance left, and as far as I'm concerned, again, in baseball-ese: bottom of the 9th, you've got 2 outs, 2 strikes...and no balls.

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Rebecca: Well you used to be the boss. How did you feel when people lied to you? Sam: I had a rule, when anyone ever lied to me they had to go to bed with me. Rebecca: That's one way to make sure it won't happen again.

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Sam: What am I going to do about this? Frasier: Sam, may I suggest deception? Cliff: Well hold onto your horses there, Frasier. I mean as a psychiatrist isn't your job to seek and uphold the truth? Frasier: Get real, Cliff.

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Eddie: What is so bad? Twins means we're twice blessed. Sam: Yeah, I had twins once and it was the happiest day of my life.

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Woody: Hey Sam, what are you concocting there? Sam: You know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are, I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good luck wedding punch. It never fails. Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers? Sam: [pause] Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?

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