Cheers, season 9

Carla: Wait a minute, Sammy. Look. Rebecca just said she was leaving here and never coming back. Sam: Yeah. Carla: Oh man, this is terrible. Frasier: What? Carla: Sammy finally struck out for real. Sam: What are you talking about here? Carla: We all knew it was taking a long time but we thought that eventually you two would be doing the horizontal hokey pokey. Norm: I guess that's it, huh? Lower the flag. Carla: It's the end of an era. Sam: Yup, I guess that's it.

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Rebecca: This is about us. Sam: What about us? Rebecca: Sam, we have been friends too long to let it end this way. And I just came back to say that I'm sorry I ran out earlier in a huff. And that I knew you weren't coming on to me. And when you said I wasn't good that it wasn't just some trick to get me back into bed it was because you were being honest because I am a lousy lover. Sam: No, sweetheart you're not. Rebecca: Sam, it's alright. It's not like I haven't heard it before. Sam: You're a fantastic lover. Rebecca: I'm a dud and I know it. Robin just didn't realize it because he's English. Sam: Listen. I wouldn't say you were good if you weren't. Rebecca: No, no Sam that doesn't wash. You've been after me for three years and you finally got me. I mean if I was even adequate I know that you would've run out there and told every bozo in the bar. Sam: You don't think I was dying to do that? It was making me crazy. It's just that I thought I would be betraying our friendship. I've neve

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Gary: Fine, eight years of humiliating you weenies is enough. I'm going to find a tougher gang to humiliate. Woody: You can look all over Boston, you won't find any weenies tougher than us.

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Frasier: I've just been feeling a bit edgy these days. Woody: Why's that Dr. Crane? Frasier: Lilith in her own compulsive little way made the mistake of asking me if I thought she looked fat. Norm: And what did you say? Frasier: I told her she looked just fine. Norm: Rookie mistake. So what kind of punishment are you getting? Frasier: I'm not getting any. Norm: Oh, you got off easy. Frasier: No, I'm not getting any. Norm: No, you're getting off easy.

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Rebecca: It doesn't mean I will never see you guys. I can still come in as a customer. Of course with work and all I can't stay for 10 to 12 hours at a stretch like you guys. Norm: That's okay. You can be in the part timers club. They sit over there. Cliff: And when you're ready to commit you'll let us know. Norm: Yeah like Phil there. He's right on the verge.

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Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on earth: the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a window less office breathing recirculated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor, only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies. Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, hey Frase? Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.

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