The Cosby Show, season 3

Vanessa: Okay, here we go. "The Reptile Family." Sort of a who's who of snakes. [chuckles and gives the book to Cliff] Cliff: Okay, here we are. [opens the book to the first page] Rudy: [immediately points to the page] THAT'S IT! [short pause] That's it! Cliff: [in disbelief] This is the snake? [Rudy nods] That's an anaconda. It lives in Brazil. Vanessa: Rudy, it's 25 feet long and weighs 200 pounds! Rudy: That's what I saw. Cliff: I don't think this snake lives in the United States. Rudy: It could come for a visit.

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Clair: I'm going to call the zoo. Cliff: The zoo?! The zoo does not want a garter snake. Garter snakes go to the zoo to see real snakes.

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Cliff: Clair, I really enjoyed the dinner today. Clair: Well, I have a snack just for you, TA-DA. Cliff: What is it? Clair: Delicious rice cakes, 35 calories, Cliff. 0 Salt, 0 Fat, 0 Cholesterol. Cliff: Zero taste. Clair, I want food, like pulpeta. Clair: No, No. Cliff: Yes, I want pulpeta.

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Clair: Mmm, mmm,mmm, mmm. It is amazing what you can find when a person takes off her sunglasses. Vanessa: Mom, I didn't mean to put on the make-up. But, all of a sudden all of this stuff was on my face. It was like temporary insanity!

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Vanessa: I did it, I'm sorry and I should be punished. Cliff: We know it, we accept, and you will be.

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Cockroach: Now, Rudy, I thought you told me I was your boyfriend. Rudy: You're too old! Theo: [laughing] Cockroach, it's amazing! You get turned down by women of ALL ages!

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