The Cosby Show, season 7

Rudy: This is woman stuff. I really need mom for this one. Cliff: I'm a gynecologist and you want to talk to a lawyer.

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Elvin: Why can't we just have simple bodies....like Dad. Cliff: This is your piece. Sondra: Elvin, I don't know what you see when you look in the mirror but your body is certainly not complicated. Elvin: Thank you Sondra, I'll be sure to keep my feelings about your body to myself. Sondra: What feelings? Elvin: It is not the time or place. Sondra: No, what feelings? Elvin: Your neck. Sondra: What's wrong with my neck?! Elvin: It's just a shade thin, sometimes I wonder how you swallow.

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Pam: The truth is I was going to break curfew and take my punishment. Clair: Come here. And just how do you know what that punishment is? Cliff: Did Rudy tell you about that machine in the basement?

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Slide: Excuse me, Ms. Huxtable. It wasn't Pam's fault. She didn't even want to go. I talked her into it. Cliff: Well, then you must not be too much of a friend. Slide: Yeah. I care for her a lot. Cliff: Well, I don't think so. Because people you care for, you look after them. Pam: Dr. Huxtable, it's not all on Slide. I have a mind of my own. Clair: Then you better start using it!

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Clair: How about getting in the car to got to work and discovering your daughters understanding of 'empty' is 'I'll just park the car over here and mom will fill it up'. Cliff: How about leaving the car radio on so that both of us have a heart attack. Last time you left the thing on so loud your mother's hair went straight up!

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Denise: How about when you have a date with a guy you really like? Vanessa: Go ahead, tell him Denise. Denise: And your father insists on meeting him. So what does he do? He takes the guy into the kitchen... Cliff: Have a little talk. Denise: Yeah, have a little talk with your four-foot buck-knife! Vanessa: You took Jeremy into that kitchen, took two apples put them on top of each other. Said that was us. Took one of the apples, skinned it, and said that was him. I haven't heard from the boy since.

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