Suits

Harvey: Donna. We're gonna need to streamline this. Give each guy a hard time before you send them back. Give me a wink if they say something clever. Cool? Donna: Okay. What are you looking for? Harvey: Another me.

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Donna: Rick Sorkin. [Louder] Rick Sorkin. Donna: [To Mike] Rick Sorkin? Excuse me, Mr. Sorkin, you are five minutes late, is there a reason why I should let you in? Mike: Look-, look, I'm just trying to ditch the cops, okay? I don't-, I don't really care if you let me in or not. Donna: Mr. Specter will be right with you. Mike: What?

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Harvey: Mike. Mike: Hey. Who's ready for a great first day? Harvey: I'm gonna have to let you go. Mike: What? Harvey: I just got reamed for lying to a client and if they find I out that I lied about you going to Harvard, they'll take away my license. Donna: [Through intercom] You what? Harvey: Not now, Donna! Look, I have to put my own interests above yours. It's nothing personal. You're fired. Mike: Wait, so you're worried that if I stay, then they might find out that you lied about me and you'll lose your license, but if you fire me, then I could tell them that you lied about me and you'd definitely lose your license. Harvey: Are you telling me that if I throw you under the bus, you're gonna drag me with you? Mike: You put your interests above mine, I m-, I'm just putting mine back up next to yours. Harvey: You're rehired.

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Mike: Wire transfer from your account to Joanna Webster's. Phone records with Joanna Webster prior to her testimony. And, an affidavit stating you paid Ms. Webster to falsely testify. Mr. Hunt, harassment is a civil violation; the penalty is money. But witness tampering, that's a crime. And you will go to prison, where I guarantee you'll learn more about unwanted sexual advances than you can possibly imagine. Mr. Hunt: Do you think this is going to intimidate me? Even if this evidence was credible, who you gonna get to prosecute a small time witness tampering charge, huh? Mike: Harvey, didn't you graduate law school with the current US attorney in New York? Harvey: In fact I did, and I think he might even be interested in pursuing a case like this. Mike: Wait, are you two still close? Harvey: Well, I was the best man at his wedding. Mike: Wow. Mr. Hunt: No you weren't. You're bluffing. Harvey: No. I think I've got some pictures, of us at the ceremony. Let's see...yep! Here we are, must

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Harvey: Forget it. When I first started, Jessica rode me so hard I quit once a month. I just told you what you needed to hear. Mike: Did you really quit when you first started? Harvey: Of course not. I'm not a wuss.

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Ray: You are so beautiful when you're forceful. Donna: I know you meant that as a compliment, but I don’t appreciate limitations being placed on my beauty.

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