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Grand Councilwoman: [stepping into the light] Read the charges. Captain Gantu: Dr. Jumba Jookiba, lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries, you stand before this council, accused of illegal genetic experimentation. [The experiment inside the machine is brought in] Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead? Jumba: Not guilty. My experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries. Grand Councilwoman: We believe you actually created something. Jumba: Created something? Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... [626 is revealed] ...make more than one. [626 growls and squirms around in the canister, causes the entire alien council to quiver in fear.] Captain Gantu: What is that monstrosity? Jumba: Monstrosity?! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it, "Experiment 626". He is bullet-proof, fire-proof, and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark and move objects 3,000 times his size. His only instinct

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Captain Gantu: [626 growls at the spaceship] Uncomfortable? Oh, good! The council has banished you to exile on a desert asteroid. [smiles tauntingly] So, relax, enjoy the trip and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you. [points at 626 on the forehead. 626 lashes out and bites Gantu's finger] Ow! [gets his gun out] Why, you... Hammerhead Guard: May I remind the captain that he is on duty. Captain Gantu: Secure the cell! Hammerhead Guard: Aye, Captain. Computer: Captain on deck. Captain Gantu: All ahead full. Do... Does this, uh, look infected to you? Hammerhead Guard: Oh! Quiet, you. First Officer Ombit: Gunfire in the cell bay! Captain Gantu: Open a channel. What's going on down there? Lieutenant, respond! First Officer Ombit: He's loose on Deck C! Captain Gantu: Red alert. Seal off the deck! [626 attacking and the guns fire] Security, converge on door seven! Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight! I repeat: Fire on sight

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Chorus: Mahalo nui 'ia ke Ali'i wahine / 'O Lili'ulani 'O ka Wohi kū / Ka pipi'o mai o ke ānuenue / Nā waiho'olu'u a hālike 'ole / E nānā nā maka i ke ao malama / Mai Hawai'i ākea i Kaua'i...| 'O Kalākaua he inoa / 'O Ka pua mae'ole i ka lā / Ka pua maila i ka mauna / I ke kuahiwi 'o Mauna Kea / Ke 'ā maila i Kīlauea / Mālamalama i Wahinekapu / A ka luna o Uwēkahuna / I ka pali kapu o Ka'auea...| Ea mai ke ali'i kia manu / Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo / Ka pua nani a'o Hawai'i / 'O Kalākaua he inoa...| 'O Kalākaua he inoa / 'O Ka pua mae'ole i ka lā / Ka pua maila i ka mauna / I ke kuahiwi 'o Mauna Kea / Ke 'ā maila i Kīlauea. Moses Puloki: One, two, three, four... Chorus: Mālamalama i Wahinekapu / A ka luna o Uwēkahuna / I ka pali kapu o Ka'auea...| Mahalo nui 'ia ke Ali'i wahine / 'O Lili'ulani 'O ka Wohi kū...| Ea mai ke ali'i kia manu / Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo / Ka pua nani a'o Hawai'i / 'O Kalākaua he inoa...| He Inoa No Kalani Kalākaua Kulele...| [song fades] Kids: Whoa! Whoa!

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Nani Pelekai: Lilo! Lilo? Lilo? [knowing instantly what this means] Oh, no. [she runs through bushes, looking quite angry] You better be home. [runs down the sidewalk, passing a parking lot where a shiny sports car comes out. The driver stops when Nani races by. She jumps up, dodging out of the way; angrily shouts] Hey! Watch where you're going! [brutally kicks the car bumper and runs off again] Stupidhead! Nani Pelekai: Oh, Lilo. Lilo! Open the door, Lilo! Lilo Pelekai: [from inside] Go away. Nani Pelekai: [pokes her head through the doggy door and finds her little sister, laying on the floor with a record player sitting next to her] Lilo, we don't have time for this. Lilo Pelekai: Leave me alone to die. Nani Pelekai: Come on, Lilo, the social worker's gonna be here any minute. Elvis Presley: [singing] You still can find some room / For brokenhearted lovers / To cry there in their gloom...| They'll be so lonely / They're so lonely, they could die...| Now, the bellhop's tears keep flow

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Nani Pelekai: [comes in; softly] Hey, I brought you some pizza, in case you were hungry. Lilo Pelekai: [sadly] We're a broken family, aren't we? Nani Pelekai: No. [places pizza slice on Lilo's nightstand] Maybe a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you. Lilo Pelekai: We're sisters, it's our job. Nani Pelekai: Yeah, well, from now on-- Lilo Pelekai: I like you better as a sister than a mom. Nani Pelekai: Yeah? Lilo Pelekai: [voice breaking] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right? [sniffles] Nani Pelekai: [picks up Lilo and gets on her bed; calmly] Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. Yes, I do. Lilo Pelekai: [sniffles] I hit Mertle Edmonds today. Nani Pelekai: You hit her? Lilo Pelekai: Before I bit her. Nani Pelekai: [shocked] You bit her. Lilo, you shouldn't-- Lilo Pelekai: People treat me different. Nani Pelekai: They just don't know what to say. I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. Lilo P

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Nani Pelekai: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself. Something that won't die, something...sturdy, you know? Lilo Pelekai: Like a lobster. Nani Pelekai: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door. We are getting a dog. [626 sneaks out of the shelter, and avoids getting hit from plasma cannon] Jumba: [off-screen] Ah-ha! So nice to see your pretty face again! 626: Jumba? Rescue Lady: We need your name and address at the bottom of the form... The kennel's back this way. Nani Pelekai: Go. Pick someone out. Lilo Pelekai: Hello? Hello?! Are there any animals in here? [Zadie, Zeke, Malik and the Crabs chatter in fear] Hello! Hi. 626: Hoo, ha...Hi. [hugs her tightly] Lilo Pelekai: [amazed] Wow! [Later in the lobby] Rescue Lady: Oh, yes. Mmm-hmm. [Lilo comes back with 626] All of our dogs are adoptable. [sees 626; alarmed] EXCEPT THAT ONE! [runs and takes 626 away from Lilo] Nani Pelekai: [pulls Lilo away from 626] What is that thing? Resc

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Lilo Pelekai: This is you. This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [She narrows her eyes at him] We need to fix that. Nani Pelekai: Aye, yae, yae! Lilo, your dog cannot sit at the table. Lilo Pelekai: Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts. Nani Pelekai: You didn’t even eat your sweet potato. Lilo Pelekai: Desserts! [Nani sighs and disappears through the doors to the kitchen] Lilo Pelekai: David! I got a new dog! David Kawena: Woah. You sure it's a dog? Lilo Pelekai: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got run over. David Kawena: Listen, I was wondering.....if you're not doing anything this-- Nani Pelekai: David, I told you. I can't. I-- [She glances over at Lilo and Stitch] I've got a lot to deal with right now. David Kawena: I just figured you might need some time-- Nani Pelekai: Look, I gotta go. The kid at table three is throwing poi again. Maybe some other time, okay? [She hurries away to another table. David mournfully watches her leave] Lilo Pe

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Lilo Pelekai: Did you lose your job because of me and Stitch? Nani Pelekai: Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. Lilo Pelekai: I knew it. [they enter the house] This is a great home. You'll like it a lot. [Nani turns on the light] See? Nani Pelekai: [closes the door] Uh, Lilo? Lilo Pelekai: Comfy. [Stitch pushes Lilo and tears the pillow] Hey! Nani Pelekai: [angrily snatches the pillow from Stitch] Hey, what is the matter with you?! Lilo Pelekai: Be careful of the little angel. Nani Pelekai: [as Stitch curls himself into a ball rolls into the kitchen] It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog. We just have to take him back. Lilo Pelekai: He's just cranky because it's his bedtime. Nani Pelekai: [off-screen; as Stitch enters the kitchen] He's creepy, Lilo. I won't sleep while he's loose in the house. Lilo Pelekai: [off-screen] You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine! [enters, sees Stitch messing with the blender

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Elvis Presley: [voice] You look like an angel... Nani Pelekai: Mrs. Hasagawa? I'm here to answer your newspaper ad. Lilo Pelekai: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one is dancing. Mrs. Hasagawa: I can't talk now, dear. I'm waiting for someone to answer my ad. Nani Pelekai: That's why I'm here. Lilo Pelekai: Hands on your hips. Now follow my lead. Stitch: Ooh-hoo. Elvis Presley: [voice] ...You fooled me with your kisses... Mrs. Hasagawa: Ah! That's my want ad. Nani Pelekai: I know! Elvis Presley: [voice] ...Heaven knows how you lied to me You’re not the way... Mrs. Hasagawa: Whoa, whoa! Why is everything so dark? Nani Pelekai: I am all about coffee. Lilo Pelekai: Let's move on to step two. Elvis played guitar. Here. Hold it like this, and put your fingers here. See? Now you try. Nani Pelekai: ...and I make great cappuccinos and lattes with... Coffee Manager: I wish I could, Nani, but I just hired Teddy and with tourist seas

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Chorus: Aloha e, aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e -’Ano’ai ke aloha e -’Ano’ai ke aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e ‘Ano’ai ke aloha e ‘Ano’ai ke aloha e… There’s no place I’d rather be Than on my surfboard out at sea Lingering in the ocean blue And if I had one wish come true I’d surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he’e nalu Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he’e nalu Pi’i na nalu, la lahalaha O ka moana, hanupanupa -Lalala i ka la hanahana -Whoo! -Me ke kai hoene i ka pu’e one -Whoo! Yeah! Helehele mai kakou e Hawaiian roller coaster ride There’s no place I’d rather be Than on a seashore dry, wet free On golden sand is where I’d lay And if I only had my way I’d play till the sun sets beyond the horizon Lalala i ka la hanahana Me ke kai hoene i ka pu’e one It’s time to try the Hawaiian roller coaster ride Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka No worry, no fear, ain’t no biggy

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Nani Pelekai: Lilo, honey... we have to, uh... Lilo Pelekai: Don't worry. You're nice, and someone will give you a job. I would. Nani Pelekai: Come here. Aloha Oe, Aloha Oe E ke onaona noho i ka lipo One fond embrace, a ho'i a'e au Until we meet again. Lilo Pelekai: That's us before... It was rainy, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things and push me. Our family's little now and we don't have many toys but if you want, you could be part of it. You could be our baby and we'd raise you to be good. O'hana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind but if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves. Stitch: L... L... Lost. I'm lost.

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Agent Pleakley: HELP! I don't like the ocean! [cut to the waves of the ocean; off-screen] AH! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. [coughs] They helped sailors in the war. And, uh-- No, it's a shark! It's a shark, and it ain't friendly! It looks like a dolphin. Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Oh, octopus, come and help me? [gets out of the ocean, with small squid on his face] An octo-octopus is worse than a shark! I hate this planet!? [Pleakley pulls the octopus out of his face and throws it out of sight, as he starts gasping for air. He lays next to Jumba, who had failed to capture Stitch.] Jumba: Ohh. Agent Pleakley: Whew! Jumba: Little monster! [Pleakley's phone begins to ring, he gets it out, shakes water off and answers it.] Agent Pleakley: Uh, Agent Pleakley here. Grand Councilwoman: I have lost patience with you both. Have you captured 626 or not? Agent Pleakley: Um...uh...uh-- Grand Councilwoman: Consider yourselves fired and prison bound. Your incompetence is nothing short of unspea

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Jumba: Don't run. Don't make me shoot you. You were expensive. Yes. Yes, that's it. Come quietly. Stitch: Mm, waiting. Jumba: For what? [notices the Ugly Duckling book] Stitch: Family. Jumba: Ah. You don't have one. I made you. Stitch: Oh, maybe I could-- Jumba: You’re built to destroy. You can never belong. Now come quietly, and we will take you apart. [Stitch runs off] No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run! Aye! Nani Pelekai: Lilo. I didn't hear you get up. Baby, what's wrong? Lilo Pelekai: Stitch left. Nani Pelekai: Really? Lilo Pelekai: It's good he's gone. He didn't want to be here, anyway. We don't need him. Nani Pelekai: Lilo, sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes things have to change and maybe sometimes they're for the better, even if... David Kawena: Nani! Nani Pelekai: David! David Kawena: I think I found you a job. Nani Pelekai: You what?! David Kawena: Old man Kukhkini's store, but we got to hurry. Nani Pelekai:

A-TEENS lyrics (Can't Help Falling in Love)

I just can't help falling in love with you...| Wise men say / Only fools rush in / But I can't help falling in love with you...| Shall I stay? / Would it be a sin? / If I can't help falling in love with you...| Like a river flows to the sea / So it goes, some things are meant to be / Some things are meant to be...| Take my hand / Take my whole life too / For I can't help falling in love with you...| Wise men say / Only fools rush in / But I can't, I can't help falling in love with you...| Like a river flows to the sea / So it goes, some things are meant to be / Some things are meant to be...| Take my hand / Take my whole life too / For I can't help falling in love with you...| Take my hand / Take my whole life too / For I can't help falling in love with you / For I can't help falling in love / Falling in love with you...| Like a river flows, that's the way it works / I just can't help falling in love with you...| Like a river flows, that's the way it goes / I just can't help falling /

Beauty and the Beast

Mrs. Potts: [singing] Tale as old as time Mrs. Potts: [singing] True as it can be. Barley even friends, then somebody bends... Belle: Oh! Mrs. Potts: [singing] Unexpect-- Belle: I'll be in my room. Belle: Get your own movie. Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! P.A.: Hyperdrive activated. Announcer: And he's coming to our galaxy next summer. Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. Announcer: Coming only to theaters.

Beauty and the Beast

Mrs. Potts: [singing] Tale as old as time Mrs. Potts: [singing] True as it can be. Barley even friends, then somebody bends... Belle: Oh! Mrs. Potts: [singing] Unexpect-- Belle: I'll be in my room. Belle: Get your own movie. Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! P.A.: Hyperdrive activated. Announcer: And now, he's coming to our galaxy. Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. Announcer: Coming soon to Disney DVD and Video.

Aladdin

Jasmine: [singing] A whole new world, a dazzling place I never knew! But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in... Stitch: Hola, buddy. [takes Jasmine on a ride] Aladdin: Hey! Get your own movie. Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! Lilo: Hello? Are there any animals in here? Announcer: And he's coming to our galaxy June 21. Stitch: Hi! [hugs Lilo] Lilo: Wow! Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. Stitch: [crashes the house] Blue punch buggy! Announcer: Coming only to theaters, June 21.

Aladdin

Jasmine: [singing] A whole new world, a dazzling place I never knew! But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in... Stitch: Hola, buddy. [takes Jasmine on a ride] Aladdin: Hey! Get your own movie. Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! Lilo: Hello? Are there any animals in here? Announcer: And now, he's coming to our galaxy. Stitch: Hi! [hugs Lilo] Lilo: Wow! Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. Stitch: [crashes the house] Blue punch buggy! Announcer: Coming soon to Disney DVD and Video.

The Little Mermaid

Ariel: [singing] I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now! Watch and you'll see... [sees Stitch surfing] Ariel: I was singing here. [throws the starfish at Stitch] Stitch: Ow! Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! Announcer: And he's coming to our galaxy this summer. Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. David: So you're from outer space? I heard the surfing's choice. Announcer: Coming only to theaters.

The Little Mermaid

Ariel: [singing] I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now! Watch and you'll see... [sees Stitch surfing] Ariel: I was singing here. [throws the starfish at Stitch] Stitch: Ow! Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! Announcer: And now, he's coming to our galaxy. Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. David: So you're from outer space? I heard the surfing's choice. Announcer: Coming soon to Disney DVD and Video.

The Lion King

Timon: Hey, that's not Simba! Announcer: His name is Stitch. Pleakley: [off-screen] Oh, great! He's loose! Announcer: And he's coming to our galaxy this summer. Announcer: Disney's Lilo & Stitch. Lilo: [puts Stitch's finger on the record] Look. Announcer: Coming to theaters, this summer.