Parks and Recreation, season 5

Andy: You OK, boss? Leslie: No, not really. I know I should be focusing on this cleanup, but all I think about is Ben laughing in a helicopter with Hot Rebecca. Andy: Who's Hot Rebecca? Leslie: She's just this jealousy amalgam I created. [Andy stares confused] I combined all of the giant dark-haired smartphone power goddesses into one woman called Hot Rebecca. Andy: Oooh. Leslie: I mean Ben's life is filled with senators and briefings and Super PACs. I can't even get a meeting with some bureaucrat. Andy: [laughing] I don't even know what a bureaucrat is. Everything is gonna be fine with you and Ben because if I know Ben, he too is an amalgam. Leslie: No. Andy: Yeah. Point is you're better than Hot Rebecca. You're Kickass Leslie. Long distance relationships are never easy but you never ever give up on stuff. Leslie: Thanks. Andy: That's what makes you... Leslie: Nope. Andy: ...an amalgam. Nailed it.

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Your work is appreciated. Eat some corn.

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I believe with my help all the restaurants can get healthier. Paunch Burger, Big & Wide, The Fat Sack, Colonel Plump's Slop Trough...which was formally Sue's Salads...until we ran that out of town...

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Leslie: Well, Paunch Burger just recently came out with a new 128 ounce option. Most people call it a gallon, but they call it the Regular. Then there is a horrifying 512 ounce version that they call Child Size. How is this a child size soda? Kathryn: Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It's a real bargain at $1.59.

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I'm never gonna be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Every one of these little twerps is seriously connected. So new plan. Instead of firing them, I'm going to kiss their asses like crazy!

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