The Nanny, season 3

Fran: You wouldn't believe I'm the fastest woman on Earth? Mr. Sheffield: In that outfit, I would.

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Mr. Sheffield: Where is Ms. Fine anyway? Niles: She's upstairs getting all farpitzed. Mr. Sheffield: What does that mean? Niles: You know, dressed. Mr. Sheffield: I thought that was farblondzshet. Niles: No, sir, that means confused. Mr. Sheffield: No, man, that's farkakteh. Niles: Well then, what's farshimlt? Mr. Sheffield: I think that's her uncle.

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C.C: So, tell me, Rochester. What'd you do to kill a day before I came along? Niles: Well, truth be told, my life was a little empty...[Gives a smirk to C.C] But now I have a hobby. C.C.: I loathe you. Niles: I despise you. C.C.: Servant. Niles: Trollop. C.C.: Bellboy. Niles: Brunette. C.C.: Maxwell, Fanny Nine. [Niles opens the door for her] Swine. Niles: Chicken. [Closes the door]

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Mr. Sheffield: It's President Clinton's Renaissance Weekend. I was hoping I'd be invited. Fran: Oh, a Renaissance Weekend. Boy, Clinton goes to those things? 'Cause I'm thinking tights and a pointy hat is not his best look.

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Mr. Sheffield: Where is this brother of yours, C.C.? Fran: Brother? There's a brother coming? Is he short, ugly and married? C. C.: No, why? Fran: Then I gotta change.

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Fran: Ma, Jules is gonna be here in two minutes. Would you stop futzing with my skirt? Can you believe her? Stop it! Mr. Sheffield: Ms. Fine, she's your mother. She's just pulling it down. Fran: She's my mother. She's hiking it up.

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