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    Dr. Karen Jenson: You used me as bait? Blade: Get over it.
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: Oh, great. Now you're robbing him. You gonna rob me, too? Blade: How do you think we fund this organization? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: So what do you use? Stakes? Crosses? Whistler: Crosses don't do squat.
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    Officer Krieger: Go fuck yourself! Blade: Fuck me?! No, you fuck this! [Pulls out his gun]
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: Wait! I'm coming with you. Blade: You're useless.
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    Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Dr. Karen Jenson: Like what? Blade: Like me.
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    Blade: Okay, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and holy water don't do dick so forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a stake, silver or sunlight. You know how to use one of these? [hands her a gun] Dr. Karen Jenson: No, but I'll damn sure learn quick. Blade: Safety's off, round's already chambered. Silver hollowpoint filled with garlic. You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else, it's your ass...
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: Isn't this just a little high-tech? Blade: They've got their claws into everything - politics, finance, real estate. They already own half of downtown.
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    Pearl: [Distantly] ...image carefully, Frost. You will need twelve purebloods to make the ritual work. [realizes that someone is in the room] Kreiger, is that you? [Blade reveals himself] He's here! He's here! Pearl: He's going to kill me! You need me, Frost! You need me! Frost: Pearl, you're history. Have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity. Pearl: Frost. [Blade twists the laptop Frost is communicating through] Ruthless bloodsucker... Frost: Congratulations, Blade. Blade: Frost. Frost: I hear you've been looking for me. I'm flattered. Blade: It'll pass. Frost: Fuck. Pearl: [After Dr. Jenson takes out a flashlight] What's that? Pearl: [shrieking and speaking vampire language] La Magra is coming! The souls of the twelve will awaken the Blood God! [In English] And there's nothing you can do about it, Daywalker! Blade: Is that so? Pearl: [quietly again] Well, that's what Frost says... Blade: Then you won't mind me borrowing this for a while, will you? [takes a disk from the co
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    Quinn: Hola, amigo! [Mercury destroys Blade's UV light] Do you remember me? Quinn: Well, well, well. You took my arm, man. Remember? But it's cool. [Takes off his glove, showing his new left arm, still composed mostly of scar tissue and slightly disproportionate] I got a new one. [Starts laughing] Think I'll ever play piano again? [Motions as if he were playing a piano] You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn-man just keeps on comin'! Crease: [Holding Blade's sword] Check it out! I've... got his pigsticker! Quinn: You're a fuck up, Crease! [Imitates him] "I got his pigsticker!" Oh, man. You're just full of surprises, ain't you chief? [Punches Blade several times] Stay with me, sweetness. 'Cause I'm not through with you yet. Oh, lookie here. [He removes a silver stake from Blade's holster] Silver. Must have cost you a pretty penny, huh? Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don't you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one. [he stabs t
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: You're one of them, aren't you? Blade: No, I'm something else.
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: Why do you hunt them? Whistler: I had a family once - wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came callin' one evenin'. A vampire. He toyed with them first. Tried to make me decide what order they'd die in.
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    Blade: I'm not human. Dr. Karen Jenson: You look human to me. Blade: Humans don't drink blood. Dr. Karen Jenson: You know, maybe you could think about letting it go? Try to be like everyone else. Blade: I have spent my entire life searching for that thing that killed my mother, and made me what I am. And every time I take one of those monsters out, I get a little piece of that life back. So don't you talk to me about forgetting.
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    Quinn: It's not my fault he took us by surprise! Mercury: Two of them against your entire security force? Qiunn: Don't point your finger at me! Don't you put that shit on me, 'cause you were there, too! Mercury: I'm sure Deacon will appreciate... Quinn: I was out there doing my best and I got stabbed in the balls for it, all right? [The girl putting his bandage on bites his severed arm] You little skeez! Quinn: [Shows her his arm] I should shove this stump through that shit-eating grin of yours. Quinn: Deac', let me take this guy out, man. Look. Look what he fucking did! He took my hand again! Frost: Listen to me. I want him alive. Quinn: What the fuck you talk--- "Want him alive?" We've been trying to kill this motherfucker for years. Are you out of your fucking mind?! Frost: Big guy, relax. Be patient. Now we got a lot to do, here. I need you, man. I need you.
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    Dr. Karen Jenson: You have a lot of love for him, don't you? Blade: We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them.
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    Blade: Sunblock. Frost: Hey, it's a start, right? The goal, of course to be like you: [With mock amazement] the Daywalker! You've got the best of both worlds, don't you? All our strengths, none of our weaknesses. Blade: Maybe I don't see it that way. Frost: I'm offering you a truce. I want you with us. Blade: What do you think, I'm stupid? [in vampire tongue] "The spirits of the twelve will awaken La Magra." Frost: You're familiar with the blood god. Blade: Frost, you're nothing to me but another dead vampire. Frost: You're an idiot, you know that? I came down here offering you an easy way out and you spit it right back in my fuckin' face. [Blade reaches for his gun] Careful. [Lifts the girl into the air] Blade: What do I care? They're cattle. Just like you said. Frost: If you want to take the hard road, be my guest, pal. But I promise you, by the time this is over, you're gonna wish they never cut you from your mother's--
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    Whistler: Frost took her. Listen to me. The disk. We decoded it. Frost is tryin' to trigger a fuckin' vampire apocalypse. There's some kind of... vampire god he's trying to resurrect. Blade: La Magra. Whistler: You're the key. He needs your blood. The blood of the Daywalker. You're the chosen one. Listen to me, Blade. You can't go after him. Blade: Bullshit. Whistler: If Frost gets his hands on you, it's all over. There'll be armies of the motherfuckers. [Blade wipes one of his wounds] Shit. You're going to have to finish me off. Don't want me comin' back. Blade: We can treat the wounds. Whistler: It's too far gone. You know that. Give me your gun. Blade: No. Whistler: Give me the goddamn gun. [Blade reluctantly hands him the gun] Now walk away, you stupid son of a bitch. [Blade doesn't move] Walk the fuck away.
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    Frost: You seem a bit tense. A bit pent up, maybe. Like you need to release something. You know? Blade not... giving it to you, maybe? I don't know. I just... I see such a beautiful woman. Great skin. I'd like to see you happy, that's all. Dr. Karen Jenson: Is this the part where you offer to turn me? Frost: Well, it's either that or a body bag. Dr. Karen Jenson: Go ahead. Bite me. I'll just cure myself. I did it before, and I can do it again. Frost: There is no cure, baby. Dr. Karen Jenson: There is if you've been bitten. If you were once... human. Dr. Karen Jenson: How'd you get that scar, Deacon? A born vampire would have the power to regenerate from birth. You must've gotten scarred. Before you were turned. Isn't that right? Vampires like you aren't a species. You're just infected. A virus, a sexually transmitted disease. Frost: I'll tell you what we are, sister: We're the top of the fucking food chain. The Blood God's comin' and after tonight, you people are fuckin' history. He's
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    Quinn: Deac, I don't think you understand. This dude is fuckin' bad. Frost: What? Quinn: He's like --We had 20 guys around him, man. I was there man, and he's got shit he throws at you-- Frost: [Mocking Quinn] Yeah, he's got the sword and shit, yeah? He throws it in the air, catches it underneath. Yeah? Shut the fuck up! Look, make it happen. It's one guy on foot.
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    Frost: Let's see this sword of yours. [Mercury tosses him Blade's sword] Titanium, right? Acid-etched. I'll get used to a weapon like this. [Turns the security device off in Blade's face] What? You look surprised. I told you, Blade. I know everything about you. Hold out your arm Quinn. Quinn: Why, man? I mean, these are like all better. Frost: Hold out your arm. Now. Quinn: Deac, I-- [Extends his arm] Frost: [Prepares to cut off Quinn's arm] Just kidding. [Tosses the sword back to Mercury] Quinn: [Laughs loudly] He was fuckin' with me, man! I mean he was like fuckin'... Dr. Karen Jenson: [Whispers] Blade. Blade. Frost: He can't hear you, honey. The thirst has got him now. [Quinn hands him the EDTA vials] What do we have here? The precious serum. How long's it been since you shot up? 12, 13 hours maybe? [Holds a vial to Blade's face] Bet your just dyin' for a drink, aren't you? What's it feel like? Is your blood on fire? Blade: Try some. You might like it. Frost: Thanks, but I prefer th
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    Frost: Tonight, the age of man comes to an end. No more compromises. Quinn: We're gonna be gods. Frost: Of course we are. Quinn: I'm gonna be naughty. I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!
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    Mercury: Deacon? Frost: Not anymore.
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    Blade: FROST! Frost: Kill him. Quinn: Wait! I owe you, man. I got two new hands, Blade, and I don't know which one to use to kill you with!
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    Blade: [Mouths] What the fuck? Frost: You're too late, Blade. [Regrows his arm]
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    It's not over. You keep your cure. There's still a war going on and I've got a job to do. You want to help, make me a better serum.
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    Russian Woman: It's cold. Where are we going? Russian Vampire: It's a surprise. Russian Woman: Surprise? I like surprises. Russian Vampire: Then you'll like this. [Attacks her] Blade: [In Russian] Zastal nevovremya, tovarisch? (Catch you at a bad time, comrade?)