The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

Al: [Watching Jill walk away] My God, that girl's got a body that won't quit! C.W.: Quit? It won't take five minutes off for a coffee break.

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C. W.: They say I always get my man. Laura: Me, too.

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C.W.: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it. Laura: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire. C.W.: I used to date the six of spades.

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Betty Ann: So what, you always get your kicks fondling women's shoes? C.W.: Once in a while I'll fondle a whole woman.

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Betty Ann: You're searching my desk! C. W.: I wasn't searching. I was rummaging.

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Betty Ann: You misunderstand me. I dreamed you and I finally wound up together. Chris: That's funny because I didn't hear any screaming.

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