Absolutely Fabulous

..And if you're a bloody psychic psychologist how come I'm always having to phone you?

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Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking? Edina: I shall drink water. Patsy: [Blank look] Edina: It's a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

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You've been getting dressed for three hours and you still look like a bloated citrus fruit.

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Edina: You are what you eat, remember? Saffy: Which makes you a very large vegetarian tart.

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Edina: I mean what you two don't seem to realise is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out. Mother: Just the one, dear?

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Edina: [to Bubble] You, remember, cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy, my reflexology, my osteopath, my homeopath, my naturopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser. And see if I can be re-birthed next Thursday afternoon. Bubble: [Crossing her fingers] Consider it done!

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