Skins

Tony: Tonight's the night, Sid. You finally pop the cherry, you finally get the VIP tour of Neverland, you finally... Sid: Fuck off. [mutters] 'Finally'.

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Tony: Alright, who's stupid enough to fuck Sid? Michelle: Cassie? Sid: No, she's still in hospital. Michelle: No, they let her out; she's just not allowed to handle knives. Sid: [defeated] Alright, she'll do. Tony: Okay we'll have to get a lot of drugs. Tell you what: get an ounce. We can sell it at the party. Sid: I've got to get an ounce of spliff? Tony: Sure. There's this guy on Bradley Stoke who'll sell on tick; tell him you'll pay tomorrow. Sid: Why don't you go? Tony: Can't. Got tai chi, then my choir audition, then psychology. Michelle: Cassie's great in the sack... as long as she's not hungry. Sid: Who says? Tony and Michelle: Everyone.

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Tony: I say this world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in, and I wanna see that world. Chris: What the fuck's he on about? Jal: He's quoting, Chris. It's a literary reference. Chris: What do you mean, like Shakespeare and shit? Jal: Dawson's Creek.

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Maxxie: Where are you going? Chris: To find that party. Maxxie: Nah! Chris: Look, it's posh kids! All the boys are gay! Maxxie: Yea? Anwar: Are the girls gay, too? Chris: Look... everyone's gay!

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Tony: How's the treatment going, Cassie? Cassie: Oh, it's cool. I wear a white dress and now I can eat yogurt, cup-a-soup, and hazelnuts now. I'm not sick if they let me play with the cats. Yeah, it's like... hazy days, y'know? Tony: Well, that's encouraging...

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Sid: I mean, what would you do when everything is just so fucked up and you don't know what to do? Cassie: I stop eating until they take me to hospital.

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