Quotes

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Rick: This is bad, Evy! Evy: We've had bad before. Rick: This is worse!

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Jonathan: I told you! I told you! Meela: And your point is? Jonathan: My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me. Meela: When did we make that arrangement?

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Alex: Hey, the Book of the Dead! Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave. Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you? Lock-Nah: [threatening Alex] Silence! Meela: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes in your bed [kisses his cheek] while you're sleeping.

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Imhotep: [in Egyptian] I know you can understand me, little one. So you must listen carefully because [in English] it is you who are the chosen one. You who will take me to Ahm-Shere. Alex: What if I don't? What if I get a little lost? Imhotep: [laughs] You have strength, little one. You are your father's son. But I know something you don't. This bracelet is a gift and a curse. The sands of time have already begun to pour against you. Alex: Yeah, yeah. I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up. Imhotep: Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it on that very morning that the bracelet will suck the life out of you? Alex: [shocked] That part I missed. Hey, wait a minute, that means I only have five days left! Imhotep: And I believe it would be nice trying not to get lost, don’t you? Alex: My dad is going to kick your arse! Imhotep: Hmm. [takes off his mask, smirking; Alex

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Lock-Nah: When the time comes, I shall truly enjoy killing you. Alex: But until that time, you better be a little nicer to me. Now, where's my water? Alex: No ice?

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Alex: [bored] Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: [also bored] No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: [visibly annoyed] No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: [getting angrier] No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No! Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No! Alex: Whoa! That was amazing! Perfect aim! Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? [pulls the knife out of the table] I missed.

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Rick: Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God? Ardeth Bay: And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all preordained thousands of years ago. Evelyn: But how does the story end? Ardeth Bay: Only the journey is written, not the destination. Rick: Convenient.