Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Puss in Boots... how do I say this? You died. [blows out a candle]

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Yeah, in the face. Why?

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Goldi: Stop thinking about your belly, Baby! In fact, stop thinking, period! You'll just hurt yourself, you Muppet! Perrito: [snickers.] "Muppet." Baby Bear: And why would I listen to a porridge-stealing orphan like you?! You're not even a bear! Perrito: Zing! Goldi: Oh, I'm more of a bear than you are! Perrito: SHE GOT YOU! Baby Bear: You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella! Perrito: [shocked.] OOH! Goldi: Well, that's rich comin' from you, Baby! 'Cause you know what you are?! Perrito: Wait for it… Goldi: YOU'RE A DAFT, FAT, SLOW-THINKING, NO-READING, LIME-DESEASE, FLEA-RIDDEN DINGLEBERRY BEAR!!! Perrito: Boom! Baby Bear: I haven't got dingleberries! Papa Bear: Nah, ya do. Ya do have 'em. Perrito: [laughs.] "Dingleberries!" Baby Bear: Oi, you shut up, you little mutt, OR I'LL CUT YOU FROM POOPER TO SNOOTER! Perrito: [gasps.] I'm in the mix now! Okay! Okay, here we go! You're all a bunch of KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, HONEY-SCRUNGING, GRUB-[Bleep], OAFISH-[Bleep], [Bleep]-MUNCHING, MANGY [Bleep

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Puss: You know what?! You guys are jerks! Which is very confusing for me! I'll find my own way out! Adios! [turns to leaves] Puss's Fifth Life: Oh, you think you are better than us?! Without us, you will always live a life of... Death: [enters the scene] Fear. Puss: [shocked] You? Death: I do love the smell of fear. It's intoxicating. Puss's Third Life: [hiccups] It is? Death: Sorry to crash the party with your past lives, or your past deaths, as I like to call them. I was there to witness all of them. Each. Frivolous. End. But you didn't even notice me, because "Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death", right? But you're not laughing now. Puss: You are no bounty hunter. You are... Death: <big><u>Death.</u></big> And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I'm Death, straight up. And I've come for you, Puss in Boots. Puss: But... I'm still alive! Death: [chuckles] You know... I'm not a cat person. I find the very id

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Baby Bear: [angriest at Goldi] So what is it?! Eh?! What's your 'just right'?! What's so blasted important that you've got us STRANDED IN THIS HAUNTED FOREST?!?!?! Goldi: [emotionally] I'M GETTING A FAMILY! THAT'S WHAT! A proper family! And everything will be just right. Baby Bear: [sits down] Your “just right” is getting rid of us? Papa Bear: Well, I guess some people just stick around until the porridge is gone, eh, Goldi?

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