Quotes

Dialogue

Migo: The world is a mysterious place. There are marvels of nature just waiting to be discovered by those who are daring enough to look. Marvels like, the creature I had only heard existed in legend. Migo: Mythical monster, straight out of your worst nightmares, with wild eyes, and a hideous face, and feet that were amazingly freakishly... SMALL! Migo: It's a terrifying creature, with perfect white teeth, and breath that just smells all minty fresh, [child yetis looks in disgust] and the only hair it has on it's entire body is on the TOP OF HIS HEAD! Kolka: Stop it Migo, you're scaring them. Migo: Hey, don't be scared, it's just a story, everyone knows that the Smallfoot isn't real. Gwangi: Or is it? Migo: Oh, that's nice, real nice, way to scar them for life.

Dialogue

Meechee: [holding up a roll of toilet paper] Behold, the Scroll of Invisible Wisdom. Imagine the amazing stuff they put in here. Fleem: I think it's just a lot of crap.

Dialogue

Fleem: Migo, if you die, can I have all your worldly possessions? Gwangi, Kolka, Meechee: Fleem! Fleem: Right, sorry. When you die.