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Papa Start: No buts. You can play extinction later. Start Child: OK. Come on, guys.

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Scrat: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Scrat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Macrauchenia #1: Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age? Macrauchenia #2: [angrily] Because of all the ice!!!! Macrauchenia #1: Well, things just got a little chillier. Child Meoeritherium: Help! Help! Adult Meoeritherium: Come on, kids, let's go. The traffic's movin'. Child Meoeritherium: But, but, but, Dad. Adult Meoeritherium: No buts. You can play extinction later. Meoritherium Child: OK. Come on, guys. Glyptodon 1: So, where's Eddie? Glyptodon 2: He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough. Glyptodon 1: Really? Glyptodon 3 (Eddie): I'm flying! Glyptodon 1: Some breakthrough. Animal 1: Look out, Look out! Animal 2: You're going the wrong way! Animal 3: The other way! Eurotamandua: Raving mammoth! Meoritherium: Hey! Do the world a favor: Move your issues off the road!!! Manny: [Right in the father's face] If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't

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Sid: Whoa! Huh? Hey, Hey, I'm up, I'm up! Rise and shine, everybody. Huh? Zack? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys, we're gonna miss the mi- the mi- the mi, migration [Everything was silent] They left without me. They do this every year. [desperately] Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth? Glyptodon 4: Hmmph! Sid: All right, I'll just go by myself. [steps in glypto poop] Ahw, sick! Hey, wide body, curb it next time! Oh, jeez. Oh, yuck. Carl: I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, where did you ever? Frank: Go ahead. Dig in. Carl: A dandelion. I thought the frost wiped them all out. Frank: All but one. Sid: Oh, this makes me so, I wanna, oh, yuck. This has definitely not been my day. You know what I'm sayin', buddy? What a mess. You rhinos have tiny brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact. No offence. You probably didn't even know what I'm talkin' about. Yummo. A dandelion. Must be the last one of the seas

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Soto: Aw, look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast? Diego: [Narrows his gazes] It wouldn't be breakfast without him. Soto: Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack. And wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think? Diego: [Bares his teeth in eagerness] Let's show that human what happens when he messes with sabers. Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego, bring me that baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.

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Sid: Oh. Phew. Boy, I'm wiped out. Manny: That's your shelter? Sid: Hey, You're a big guy. You got a lotta wood. I'm a little guy. Manny: You got half a stick. Sid: Yeah, but with my little stick and my highly evolved brain. Ow! I shall create fire. Manny: Fascinating. Sid: We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. Now, won't we? Manny: Hey, I think I saw a spark. Sid: Uh, any chance I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, ol' pal? Manny: Isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends, Family... Poisonous reptiles? Sid: Ah, well, my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they woke up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and travelled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway? [Manny picks him up off] So what about you, you got a family? [Manny tuns around and goes to sleep] Okay

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Soto: There's Diego. Fall back! [Following the order, the sabers followed Soto towards Diego. Upon reaching him, the pack stopped] Where's the baby? Diego: I lost it over the falls. Soto: [Clearly in angered] YOU LOST IT?! [before the sabers could continue discussing what happened, some spears landed near them. They looked and saw the humans chasing after them with their weapons. The sabers fled while Soto expressed his frustration] I want that baby Diego! Diego: I'll get it! Soto: You'd better, unless you want to serve yourself as a replacement. We'll go up to Half Peak. Meet us there. It had better be alive. Oscar: Can we trust you with that, Diego? Soto: Let's go!

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Sid: And, and she picked a hair off my shoulder and says, "Look, if you’re gonna have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with a same color pelt, right?" And I thought, "Whoa, she’s gonna go praying mantis on me." You know what I’m saying? Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now, get away from me! Sid: Well, I think mating for life is stupid, and there's plenty of Sid going around here. [he bumps into him] Manny? Manny? [He and Manny watched as Roshan's mother went to them and gave him to them] Look at that. He's okay. [Manny and Sid notice that she drowned in the water] She's gone. [Manny leaves Roshan after saving him from the river] Hey, Manny. Manny, aren't you forgetting something? Manny: No. Sid: But you just saved him. Manny: Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved. Sid: You can't leave him here. Look, there's smoke! That's his herd right up the hill. We should return him. Manny: Let's get somet

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Manny: What are you doing? Just drop it on the ledge. [Sid puts Roshan up and starts crawling] Sid: Should we make sure they found him? Manny: Good idea. Sid: Oh, no! No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! [Manny puts Sid up with his trunk and starts screaming] AAAHHH!!!!!!! DON'T SPEAR ME! [closes his eyes and then sees something] Oh, this is the problem. Manny: Now, what? Aww, that's perfect. Sid: Hey, hey, hey. [Sid walks until the stick knocks him out] Diego: I told you they were gone. Manny: Well, look who it is. Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel? Sid: They couldn't be far; I mean, they went this way or this way? Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you? Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf; that's my tracking. Diego: You didn't miss them by much. [inspects a stick] It's still green. They headed north 2 hours ago. Sid: [Sticks a couple of twigs in his mouth, pretending to be Diego] "Hey, it's still green. They headed north two hours a

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Sid: Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero. [Sid let go of the branch but hit the ground; he got up] What ho? A foe? Come on, come on. You want a piece of me? [Sid uses karate sounds and hits the tree but finds an acorn] Spoils worthy of such a noble- [Sid was about to eat it, but as the acorn was about to land, something came flying into Sid and grabbed the acorn. It was Scrat. After a brief struggle, Scrat took the acorn out of Sid’s mouth and started scurrying away, but not before shaking his fist at Sid for nearly taking away his booty] Manny: Bedtime, squirt. [tuck Roshan in his trunk and settled himself in as he did, he looked at Diego, who was asleep, and then he noticed Sid returning] Oh, the triumphant return. Sid: Huh? Oh, that. [laugh nervously] I'm so full. How about a good night kiss for your big buddy Sid… Manny: Shh! He's asleep. Sid: I was talking to you. [Manny gives a disgusted look at Sid as he prepares to dust off the rock to sleep] Fine, I'll tuck myself i

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Manny: Where's the baby? Diego: You lost it?! Manny and Diego: [look at each other and noticed Sid is not there] SID!!! Rachel: Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable! Jennifer: [baby-talking to Roshan] Hello, Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby. Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find it? Sid: Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, so I just snatched it! Rachel: Oh, so brave of you! Sid: Yeah, well... He needed me... [wistfully], and I wished I had one of my own, too... Jennifer: [excited] REALLY?! [she calms herself down] I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male. Sid: [unaware that Roshan is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't be? Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby... Sid: [notices that Roshan is gone and pulls the muddy baby up] Yeah, well... You know... [Roshan playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh; he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying, ladies... uh... [wipes on his face, which is Man

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Sid: Come on, wait up. Wait up. Come on, come on. Can you wait a second, please? Hey, fellas. Phew! Thanks for waiting. Manny and Diego: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one... Manny: Sure is faithful. Manny: Don't make me reach back there! Sid: Yeah, well, he started it! Manny: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it! Manny: Modern architecture. It'll never last. Sid: Hiya, Manny. Sid: Hi, Diego. Manny: Hey, Sid. [The gang come across Scrat, who is burying his acorn] You're lost, aren't ya? Diego: No. I know exactly where I'm going. Manny: Ask him for directions. Diego: I don't need directions! Manny: Fine, I'll ask him. [to Scrat] Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here? [Scrat starts moving around] Sid: Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see... 3 words. First word. [Scrat steps his foot] Uh, stomp! [Scrat angrily jumps around] No, no! Stamp, stamp, stamp! Manny: Let me try. [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Uh... pack! Sid: Good one, Man

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Diego: Hey! Great news. I found a shortcut. Manny: What do you mean, shortcut? Diego: I mean faster than the long way around. Manny: Ow! I know what a shortcut is. Diego: Look, either we slip through there and beat the humans to Glacier Pass, or we take the long way and miss them Manny: Through there? What do you take me for? Diego: This time tomorrow, you could be a free mammoth. Or a nanny. I never get tired of peekaboo. Sid: Hey, guys, guys, check this out. Manny: Sid, the tiger found a shortcut. Sid: No thanks. I choose life. Diego: Then I suggest you take the shortcut. Sid: Are you threatening me? Diego: [shouts that echoes] <big>MOVE SLOTH!</big> [an ice shelf above them starts to crumble] Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger. Manny: Quick, inside! [he then finds out that it's blocked] Okay, I vote shortcut. Diego: [to Manny and Sid as they walk through the icy cave] Come on, guys. Stick together. It is easy to get lost in here. Sid: [ignoring Diego and focusing on the ic

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Sid: Whoa. Look, look. Tigers. Eesh! [Roshan whimpers] No, it's OK, it's OK. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope. With their teeth. Diego: Come on, Sid, let's play tag. You're it. Sid: [giggles] Sure. OK, OK, OK, where are the sloths? You never see any sloths. Have you ever noticed? Oh! Look, Manny, a mammoth. Manny: Ooh, somebody pinch me. Sid: Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you. Aw, he’s got a family… oh, and he’s happy. Look, he's playing with his kid. See Manny? That's your problem. That's what mammoths are supposed to do. Diego: Sid... Sid: Find a she-moth, have little baby mammoths... Diego: Sid! Sid: W-What? Diego: Shut up. Sid: But... Oh. Manny: Well, would you look at that. The tiger actually did it. There's Half Peak, next stop, Glacier Pass. How could I ever have doubted you? Sid: Did you hear that, little fella? You are almost home. [stops and noticed his feet] My feet are sweating. Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does somethi

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Manny: Guys, we gotta get this kid outta the wind! How much further? Diego: Three miles. Manny: I'm beat. We'll get there in the morning. Diego: What are you doing? Sid: I'm putting sloths on the map. [Pauses] Manny: Hey, why don't you make it realistic and draw him lyin' down? Diego: And make him rounder. [Manny drew a round body on the sloth] Perfect. Sid: [sarcastically] Ah-ha! I forgot how to laugh! [colors his body and notices that he can create fire] I'm a genius! [kisses the chalk] Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"! Manny: [sarcastically] Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire. Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you. From now on I'm gonna call you Diego- Diego: Lord of "Touch Me, and You're Dead". [Sid gasps in fright] Nah, I'm just kidding, you little knucklehead! [grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it] Manny: Hey, lovebirds. Look at this. Sid: I don't believe it. [Diego and Manny smile] Come here, you little biped. Come here, you l

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Sid: [licks and cleans Roshan up] All right, let's get you all cleaned up. I mean, what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this? Okay. Let me just clean that up. That looks good. A little bit here. Manny: You clean up, nice little fella. Sid: I think he started to look like me. Hey, Diego, what do you say? Diego: [pauses] Maybe we shouldn't do this. Sid: Why not? Diego: Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he'll hunt? Sid: Maybe because we save him, he won't hunt us. [Roshan poke in Sid's nose] Ow! My nose! Diego: Yeah, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mama! Manny: [concerned about the saber's behavior] What's your problem? Diego: Nothing. Let's go. I'm freezing my tail off. Manny: Hey, Diego, you've frozen back there? Diego: [pauses, this follows the Manny and Sid] Get down! Sid: Huh? Manny: What? Diego: Shh! Get down and follow me. Sid: Hey, hey, what's going on? Diego: At the bottom of Half Peak

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Sid: Don't forget about us, okay? Manny: [picks up Roshan one last time] We won't forget about you. Sid: [sniffs] Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Manny: Sid... Sid: Bye. Bye. [Roshan plays "Where's the Baby?"] That's right. Where's the baby? Manny: Come on, Sid, let's head south. Sid: Bye. [sniffs] Diego: Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk. Sid: [sees Diego alive] Diego? You're okay! Diego: Nine lives, baby! Sid: Yay! You're okay, you're okay! [hits Diego] I could kiss ya! [kisses Diego and gets a few of his fur out of his mouth] Yuck, yuck, ptoo! Manny: Welcome back, partner. Want a lift? Diego: No, thanks. I gotta save whatever dignity I've got left. Sid: You're hanging out with us now, buddy. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. [to Manny] But I'll take that lift. Manny: Yeah, climb aboard. Sid: [climbs on Manny] Yeah! Mush! Or not mush. Either way. [Manny begins to walk; Diego went after them, as "Send Me on My Way" plays again] This is gonna be the best migration ever! I