Quotes

Others

I ain't no native, I was born here!

Others

NOW can I have me some fightin' room?! [several times during a saloon fight]

Others

As a very wise English gentleman once said, 'He who fights and runs away may live to fight another day'. So, until another day, Mr. Leslie, please excuse me, I have a boat waiting!

Dialogue

Professor Fate: My apologies, there's a polar bear in our car. The Great Leslie: If you don't leave this car immediately, I shall personally feed you to the bear.

Dialogue

Professor Fate: Genius, Max, positive genius! What's next? Max: Car number 5, the engine falls out! Professor Fate: Car number 5, hah hah hah hah! Uh Max... we're number 5.

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Max: Professor, Where are you? Professor Fate: Behind the rock! Max: Behind which rock? [falls over the professor] Professor Fate: This rock you idiot!

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The Great Leslie: [measuring the iceberg] Thirty seven inches to go. Professor Fate: Oh, 37 inches to go. Huzzah! At the rate we've been melting, that's good for about one more week! The Great Leslie: You'd better keep it to yourself. Professor Fate: Oh, of course I'll keep it to myself. Until the water reaches my lower lip, and then I'm gonna mention it to SOMEBODY!

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Professor Fate: Escaped? General Kushter: With a small friar. Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?