The Three Musketeers

Rochefort: [to d'Artagnan] If you were a gentleman, I would speak to you. I was speaking at you. Buckingham: If anyone should try to follow us, would you be so good as to kill him? Thank you. M. Bonancieux: Well, I don't want to be sent to the Bastille, me, because it's got very deep dungeons and terrible instruments of torture, operated by very unsympathetic men! And they snip very important parts off people! Partygoer: [Of the wine fountain at the King's soirée] Keep going, Reggie, it's filling up! Cardinal's Guard: [D'Artagnan has just torn a carpet in an attempt to trip the guards] He's torn our carpet!

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Porthos: [Of his new golden baldric] It's gold belting all the way 'round! Aramis: Astonishing! There is enough gold in France to stretch all that distance? Musketeer: May I lift the costly cloak to admire the belt more? Porthos: [hastily] No, no, sir, your pardon, sir -- I have a cold. Aramis: Discretion being the better part of vanity! Porthos: I don't understand! I know the one about valor, but I don't agree. I can't agree to be discreet about how valiant I am. Shouldn't be asked.

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Doctor: It's a very clean sword-thrust. A souvenir of the Cardinal's Guard, eh, M. Athos? Athos: You're a liar. It's the smallpox. Doctor: One sees that immediately... Athos: Don't pretend you know one from the other -- or that it would make any difference to your treatment if you did!

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Porthos: Are you fighting this, ah, fellow? But I'm fighting him myself! D'artagnan: But not 'til one o'clock! Aramis: Oh, no, no, no, I'm fighting him this afternoon! D'artagnan: At two o'clock, sir! Athos: How long have you been in Paris? D'artagnan: Since eight o'clock this morning.

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Jussac: Ah! Musketeers! Dueling in defiance of the Edicts! Athos: This is a private matter, sir, will you please be on your way? Jussac: We have a duty to suppress disorder and arrest brawlers: put up your swords and come along with us, eh? Athos: Impossible! Porthos: Unthinkable! Aramis: Unlikely... Jussac: Then, we must charge you! Aramis: There are six of them, and we are only three! D'artagnan: [impulsively] No, four! Porthos: You're not one of us! Athos: This is not your affair, boy. D'artagnan: I may not have the tunic, but I have the heart of a Musketeer! Jussac: Young man, you may retire -- save your skin, and quickly! Aramis: What's your name, young man? D'artagnan: D'artagnan. Aramis: Very well. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'artagnan -- Forward!

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Porthos: God's blood!! Look at that! Best Flemish bonnet! Ruined by you and your, your street-corner ruffians! By God, you'll pay for it! [Rifles the purse of a fallen Guardsman] Ten pistoles it cost me! :[Reconsiders on seeing the contents of the purse] No— twenty! Twenty pistoles! And twenty more, as a fine to teach you manners! Hah! Jussac! Jussac: Thief! Porthos: What! Aramis: There, there! Charity is one of the cardinal virtues!

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