Quotes

Dialogue

Eduardo: Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy. Snaps: Of course, Papa. Eduardo: So now you want to me die! [slaps him]

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Lisa: ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building! Anthony: And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid? Lisa: You always this nasty? Anthony: YES! Get used to it! Lisa: [gasps] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding! Anthony: That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons! Lisa: Fine! Anthony: See you in church! Lisa: Hmph!

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Dr. Poole: [about Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs! Snaps: That's what got her into this jam!

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Aldo: Breakfast is soived. Snaps: "Served", you paluka!

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Snaps: [pointing to Anthony] Pop this guy! Aldo: Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming! Snaps: You're right. It ain't proper.

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Snaps: Connie! Am-scray! Connie: Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.

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Connie: Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook. Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron. Connie: Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc. Snaps: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.