Bones, season 3

Brennan: How did this skull get here? Booth: Ask our eyewitness. [runs off] Let's go, buddy. [brings a teenage boy over to Brennan] Boy: I am not high. Brennan: Neither am I. Why is he telling me that? Doug: So your husband signed his name to the marriage license with an X? Angela: Yeah. Doug: So you married a guy without knowing his name. Angela: It was Fiji, okay? I was on vacation. Cam: Usually when you get all blustery, it's cause you think something's your fault. Booth: Yeah, well, you know, I did arrest her father for murder. She could be having trouble with that. Cam: Exposing a parent to the death penalty can have a chilling effect on a partnership. Cam: Take Angela. Let her do that thing where she looks at photographs and reads people's minds. Brennan: No, actually what she does is read minute facial indi- Cam: [Cutting her off] Joke, Dr. Brennan. Cam: [to Booth] You arrested the Deputy Director of the Secret Service for ? Booth: Yeah, Bones in her office? Cam: That is awesome

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Brennan: Perhaps you could use these: there's a portion of tongue, hair, and brain matter. Angela: Okay, if anybody needs me, I'm going to go throw up, then do some paperwork. Angela: [introducing herself to Agent Frost] Angela Montenegro. I do facial reconstructions [nods toward Hodgins] and him. Max: I always liked Booth. Nicest guy that ever arrested me. Sam Riley: [to Caroline] Damn lawyers! Working the case for 30 years, and you don't think it deserves a damn phone call? [Caroline walking away] Hey! I'm talking to you! Caroline: No! You're yelling at me, and my ears are starting to ring. Now, I'm sorry that after 40 years as an agent for the FBI, you're still a little girl. But I'd like to find out who killed June Harris. So how about ye' stop whining... and help, okay cherie? Cam: Hitting the top of the shoulder wouldn't be a severe injury. Zack: She could bandage herself and still be ambulatory. Cam: You know, you could say "walk around" instead. I wouldn't fire you. Zack: "Walk

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Hodgins: [about Angela] She's going deep into her sub-conscious to remember her husband's name, so we can find him, divorce him, get married ourselves and live happily for all eternity. Brennan: You won't live for eternity. Booth: Hey. Brennan: Hay, is for horses... Booth: [laughs slightly] That's funny Bones. Brennan: I found it on this website about horses. Booth: Yeah? Brennan: Where do horses stay in a hotel? Booth: Bridle suite. Brennan: That's correct. [...] How did you know the answer to the bridle suite joke? Booth: I have a five-year-old son. Booth: [about sex games] When you turn someone into an object of sexual pleasure, it's wrong. Brennan: How do you know? Booth: It says in the Bible. Brennan: Does not. Booth: Then it got left out by mistake. Tom: Why did you throw me into the wall? Booth: Why did you run? Tom: Well, you're FBI. Booth: [sarcastically] Well, I'll need a little bit more than that. Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures just circli

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Hodgins: [finding a rare insect] Well hello, my exotic princess! Cam: What a charmingly inappropriate greeting, Dr. Hodgins. Zack: I think he was talking to a bug. Cam: Well, now I feel a bit... rejected. Brennan: "He who smelt it, dealt it." Booth: How do you even know that phrase? Brennan: Okay, stop. You don't know Booth. You don't know me. You have a limited view of us based on superficial data you've accumulated on a standardized questionnaire and a subjective analysis from talking to us that is not at all scientific. So back off. Sweets: Just trying to help. Brennan: By questioning his humanity? Booth: Okay, Bones, now you're going a little bit overboard. He's just a kid, right? I mean, the worst thing that's probably ever happened to him was he lost at Mortal Kombat. Sweets: Are you normally this protective of him, Dr. Brennan? Brennan: We.. We are partners. Our lives depend on being protective of each other. Sweets: And you feel the same way, Agent Booth? Booth: Sweets, I can o

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Zack: I will be the back end of a cow. Hodgins: So, no costume. Zack: Naomi from Paleontology has agreed to be my front. Hodgins: Ah, so many jokes, so little time. Angela: And get him to sign the divorce papers. Amber: By "get him," do you mean... force him to sign them? Hodgins: If necessary. Do you have a gun? Angela: Or just remind him of who I am and ask him politely. Hodgins: What are you, Canadian? Brennan: [to Zack and Hodgins] Who's stronger? Catwoman or Wonder Woman? Zack and Hodgins: [together spontaneously] Wonder Woman. Brennan: I concur, vehemently! Booth: One shot. [Geller is obscured from Booth's view. Booth shoots Geller and kills him with a single shot] One hell of a shot. [Brennan emerges with the victim.] Now can you see why I hate clowns? Brennan: It's a Halloween party. We could be Wonder Woman and, um, what's Superman's secret identity? Booth: Clark Kent. Brennan: Yes. We could be Wonder Woman and Clark Kent after a really, really bad date. Booth: Yeah, bad date

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Cam: Would it be insensitive to mention that my father's sixtieth birthday's coming up? Booth: Sixty already? Wow. Cam: Uh-huh. We're having a big birthday dinner for him on Thursday night. Booth: All right. You give him my best. Cam: You do it yourself. You have to come with me. Booth: What? No. Not your family. Cam: I can't spend the night defending the fact that I still live alone to my family. Booth: You never told them we broke up? Cam: You want to make a man miserable on his sixtieth birthday? Booth: You want me to pretend that I'm your boyfriend? Cam: Yes, between 6:30 and 10 on Thursday. Booth: Ugh. Camille, you're an adult. You can't live your life afraid of what your family thinks. Cam: Seeley, it's not going to be like this forever. (brightly) One day he'll die!

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