A Dirty Shame

Decency Rally Attendant: Look, I'm not a prude, I'm married to an Italian. Old Woman: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles. Showin your pubic patch to the bus driver! You should move downtown where you belong, ya whore! Cow Patty: [upon seeing Big Ethel] Wow, a tranny bear! Doctor: Sylvia, you have what is known as a runaway vagina. Paige: Admit to God you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you've fucked, and apologize to their parents. Dora: All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache. You know what I mean? Horny! Nothing wrong with beating the beaver once in a while. Caprice: Let my mother's pussy be! Sex Addicts Group: HALT! Horny! Anal! Lustful! TITTIES!

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Sylvia: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time! Caprice: I was promoting the art of dance! Sylvia: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?! Caprice: I was not DRUNK! I was on PILLS! Sylvia: Something is the matter with you, Caprice! Caprice: You are SUCH a neuter, mother! And neuters will never understand! Sylvia: Something is the matter with your vagina!

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Betty: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles] Vaughn: Well, not really, Betty.

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Driver: Hurry up! I've got a hot date! Sylvia: What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you? Female Driver: You'd have a date too if you wore some makeup!

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Vaughn: Good morning Big Ethel. Big Ethel: What's good about a morning with dildos in it? Shopper: Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra! Big Ethel: Oh you poor thing! Shopper: Every minute he wants it! Marge: He has no right to be that hard! Shopper: I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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Big Ethel: We're having a decency rally. Resident: You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home! Big Ethel: That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

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