Roseanne (season 3)

[entering the kitchen] Boy, it's just a beautiful morning today, it just makes me wanna SING!!!

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Becky: You did forget, I can't believe it! Dan: [to Darlene] A little help. [Darlene imitates driving a car, crashing the car, and sirens blaring] Oh, yeah, your driving lesson.

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Jackie: Are you sure Dan doesn't know? Roseanne: No, he thinks I'm right on schedule. Jackie: How did you manage that? Roseanne: I faked PMS. I even added an extra day for the heck of it.

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Dan: [knocking on door of bathroom, where Roseanne, Jackie and Crystal are about to start Roseanne's pregnancy test] Roseanne, what the hell is going on in there? Roseanne: We're worshiping Satan, honey. We'll be right out.

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Darlene: [on the new baby] I just don't think it's fair that you should expect me to clean the baby, or wash it, or watch it while it sleeps, or change its diapers--- Roseanne: [putting her arm around Darlene] I guess what you're saying here is that you just feel that three children are enough for this house. Darlene: Well, yeah. Roseanne: [takes her arm from around Darlene] We're gonna miss you, Darlene.

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Arnie: Kid's a peeper, huh? Boy, that takes me back... Roseanne: What, you got sisters too? Arnie: I wish!

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