Life or Something Like It

Andrea: You're late. Lanie Kerrigan: I'm not late. You're early. Andrea: I ate cheese.

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Pete Scanlon: Did you ever hear the saying "A picture holds a thousand words." Lanie Kerrigan: That's only for people like you who don't know a thousand words. Pete Scanlon: I know two, and the first one begins with an "F".

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Lanie Kerrigan: Under the circumstances, I think it would be best if we kept things on a purely professional level. Pete Scanlon: Define "the circumstances". Lanie Kerrigan: We have to work together. We don't have to like it.

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Lanie Kerrigan: Well, I hope you're happy. Pete Scanlon: Define happiness. Lanie Kerrigan: Your death.

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Pete Scanlon: Do you have another cameraman who can make look like a natural blonde? Lanie Kerrigan: I'm not just a reporter. I'm a TV personality. My hair is my trademark. Just like the "I don't like to shower" look is your trademark.

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Lanie Kerrigan: You don't bother me. You can't. Because no matter how you would like to define it, I can honestly say, at this point, my life is perfect. Pete Scanlon: Define perfection.

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