Quotes

Dialogue

Jamarcus: I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighborhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls. Franklin: I'm also interested in that happening to me.

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Jamarcus: [about the uniforms] Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits? Franklin: Just "the shit." Jamarcus: These are just shit.

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Evan: [Looking at green gunge] Wait a second. I've seen this stuff before. Franklin: Had you just won a Kids' choice award?

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Jamarcus: Nice to meet you. Manfred: Fuck you, curly!

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Bob: You know what, pal? If being overly aggressive and a little bit snippy was a crime, I'd be making a citizen's arrest right now. Manfred: Why don't you just shut your cocksucker there, dickweed?

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Bob: What the fuck is he doing here? Evan: It's ok he saved us! Franklin: Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.

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Jason: Is it true your dad ripped off your last boyfriend's dick? Chelsea: Yep.

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Bob: When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out? Evan: Well, it's not that simple. Bob: Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.