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Kurt: [to Dusty, referring to Brad] His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit? Brad: [after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty] You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some piracy.

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I just shot a turkey and a man. Guess which one's dead.

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Kurt: Did you touch the thermostat, did you turn it up? Don: Well, of course not... did somebody fiddle with the thermostat? Kurt: Yes, it's 85°! Don: 85? Kurt: 85! Don: Do you have any idea how much even a few degrees can impact the gas bill? Kurt: Of course, I do, it's unthinkable! Brad: [walks in] Dad, Kurt, what's going on in here? Why is it so hot? Don: Somebody fiddled with the thermostat! Brad: What? Who would do that? Kurt: [they hear a noise and look out in the hallway. Adrianna walks to the thermostat and starts to turn it up] What do you think you're doing? Brad: It's roasting in here! Adrianna: [matter-of-factly] I like to sleep with my window open. Kurt: Hey, kid, are you allowed to touch the thermostat at your mom's house? Adrianna: Pfft, duh! Dusty: [joins the others in the hallway] What is going on? Brad: Adrianna, she turned up the thermostat! Kurt: Said she fiddles with the thermostat at your house any time she damn well pleases. Don: Dusty, is that true? Tell me that

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Megan: [pulling her t-shirt up to make into a midriff] I want my shirt like Adrianna's. Sara: Uh, no, no, no, no, honey, we're not doing that, okay? [she pulls her shirt down] Put that back in, look like a nice kid.